polizwrites
polizwrites
11% of the plan and 12% of the credit
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Fanfic reader and writer (Politzania over on AO3), a legal adult who refuses to act like one; maven of obscure pop culture references and overly invested in Anthony Edward Stark, James Buchanan Barnes and other men of...
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Crochet Hearts for Captain America and the Winter Soldier. Originally meant as Sam and Bucky thing but wasnt sure how to do buckys new vibranium arm. So could easily be read for Steve and Bucky too!
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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
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Scrappy!! Anti-heroes!! ⚡️
Bonus - leaked post credit scene:
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I’m still holding out hope for u Antonia dw 😔✊
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Spicy Dialogue Starters Pack
Slow Burn That’s About to Explode
"If you keep looking at me like that, I’m going to do something we’ll both regret."
"Say that again. Slower."
"You really like testing my patience, don’t you?"
"Back up. Closer. I want to see if you’ll actually do it."
"Do you realize how loud you were moaning my name last night?"
"You should probably stop touching me like that... unless you plan on finishing what you started."
"We’re not doing this here." – "Why not? Scared you’ll like it?"
"I dare you. No, seriously—I dare you."
"One bed. One night. You sure you can behave?"
"You think I won’t?" – "I know you will. That’s the problem."
Enemies to Lovers, but We’re Both Hot and Unhinged
"If I kiss you, it’s not because I like you. It’s because you won’t shut up."
"Do it. Touch me like you hate me."
"You’re infuriating." – "And you’re turned on."
"Careful. You’re starting to sound jealous."
"Admit it. You like it when we fight."
"You want me. You just don’t want to want me."
"If you’re going to stare, you might as well do something about it."
"Say it. Say you want me." – "Why? You’ll just use it against me."
"Keep talking like that and I’ll kiss you right here."
"Don’t tempt me." – "What if I want to?"
Post-Tension Intimacy (A.K.A. We Finally Snapped)
"You're shaking." – "So are you."
"This doesn’t mean anything." – "Then why are you holding me like that?"
"I’ve wanted this since the moment I met you."
"You're not getting any sleep tonight, just so you know."
"You're mine now. Say it."
"God, you feel so good." – "Yeah? Then shut up and keep going."
"You can hate me in the morning. Just… let me have this tonight."
"Is this what you wanted?" – "No. I wanted more."
"Don’t stop. Don’t you dare stop."
"I’m going to ruin you. And you’re going to thank me for it."
Teasing Touch, Dangerous Proximity
"You’re blushing." – "Shut up."
"That shirt’s doing you no favors. Take it off."
"If you wanted me to kiss you, you could’ve just said so."
"I like the way you say my name. Say it again."
"You’re standing really close." – "Yeah? You gonna move?"
"I can feel your heartbeat. Is that for me?"
"Your hands are shaking... here, let me help you."
"Careful. Someone might think you actually want me."
"You know exactly what you’re doing to me, don’t you?"
"We’re not supposed to do this." – "Since when has that ever stopped us?"
Voice Low, Words Barely Whispers
"Keep your voice down. Or don’t. Let them hear."
"Every time you talk, all I can think about is your mouth on mine."
"Say the word, and I’ll have you against that wall in five seconds."
"What do you think happens if I kiss you right now?"
"You smell like trouble." – "You taste like it."
"Look me in the eyes when you lie like that."
"One more step and I won’t be able to hold back."
"If you keep teasing me like that, I’m going to ruin you."
"Tell me to stop." – silence – "Didn’t think so."
"We’re alone now. You still pretending this is just tension?"
Hot-Headed, Argument-Laced, About to Snap
"Why do you always have to push my buttons?" – "Because I love watching you lose control."
"You think you’re in control here? That’s cute."
"You're not walking away from me. Not this time."
"God, you're impossible." – "You didn’t seem to mind last night."
"Say it louder. Maybe if you scream my name again, I’ll believe you."
"Keep pretending you don’t want me. I’ll keep proving you wrong."
"You're dangerous." – "Only if you ask nicely."
"Is this still an argument or are we just flirting with knives now?"
"Admit it. You love it when I get like this."
"Don’t act like you don’t want this too."
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bucky’s staring problem but he has different stares and sam knows what they all mean.. it could mean a lot of things like a simple “i love you” or one that makes sam the center of bucky’s universe.
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Avengers ad campaign S.H.I.E.L.D. ran in 2012, featuring Steve and Tony
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Steve: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bucky: Killed without hesitation.
Steve: No.
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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]
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Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
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Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.
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Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex
Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive
Tony: You need a proper watch
Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*
Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment
Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that
Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it
Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too worthless to take, pft
Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?
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PoliZ's WIP Update - 23 Apr 2025
Woo - three productive writing weeks in a row!   I touched  3 fics (2 new and 1 WIP) for a total of 1846  words this week - nearly all on one fic. 
On Ao3, I posted: 
To New Beginnings - Recovering (and Jewish) Bucky ficlet (no pairings) 
Offering A Hand -  No Powers platonic Stucky → meet cute WinterIron ficlet  
When The Lights Go Down in the City - Peter Quill & Rocket & Groot & Tony ficlet 
On Tumblr I posted: 
 Aftermath of a Scrap -  Steve & Bucky (and Sarah Rogers) pre-war ficlet  
I’m juggling 10-ish  active/semi-active WIPs with my current  deadlines being  the  Tony Stark and Beginning  bingos.  
See  below cut for what I’m working on/planning to work on - arranged more or less by bingos/challenges/etc.  As always, feel free to send me   prompts or plot bunnies as well as asks regarding  any of these projects  or any other WIPs I’ve got out there.   Interaction really helps feed the Muse and keep me motivated!
Character A/Character B Bingo  [CACBB]   
The Character A/Character B blog () & Discord server run a bingo where you get monthly 3x3 themed cards - I managed two fills on my February Rare Pair Bingo card -  might sign up for May’s card if I get my writing mojo back on a semi-consistent basis.  
Beginnings  Bingo  [BB_25]   (Ends 31 May 2025)
This new all-fandoms bingo event (courtesy of  @sweetspicybingo) celebrates beginnings. I’ve got a 3x3 card and have four fills so far and technically one bingo -  would like to get at least “real”  one bingo before it wraps up! 
* A2 - first impression - Combined this with the Flash Fiction Friday prompt [#FFF289 Blinding Gaze] for  Close Encounters of the Blue-Eyed Kind - a Stony College AU meet cute/meet ugly with Tony literally running into Steve. It came in as a double drabble (200 words) and will get posted to Ao3 before the event ends.
* C2 - first sexual encounter - Combining this with my brand-new WinterIron Bingo prompt  Alpha/Alpha relationship for So Into You - a WinterIron PWP where Tony and Bucky are hooking up for the first time and Tony offers Bucky a new experience.  It’s coming in at 1526 words and will get posted on Friday. 
* C3 - first victim - May be filling this with a Tony & Bruce ficlet where they’re discussing the Winter Soldier.  It’s sitting at 123 words and will get posted before the event is over. 
Tony Stark Bingo - Mark VIII [TSB_R8]  (Ends 31 May)
This amazing bingo event from the folks over at @tonystarkbingo is heading towards the finish line! I have  twenty-eight squares filled - may try to pick up another adoptable or two before the event ends. 
* T3 - KINK: praise kink Combined this with the Flash Fiction Friday prompt [#FFF290 Midnight Distractions] Sweet (Tech) Talk  where a pining!Steve visits Tony’s workshop late at night and the way he’s sweet-talking his tech sends Steve’s mind right into the gutter. It came in at 456 words and will get posted to Ao3 before the event is over. 
* Oct Adoptable: Facial Hair Bros - Filled this with  New Kid in Town- a double drabble that crossed over with the Flash Fic Friday prompt  [#FFF287 I Can’t Stand It]. Tony is complaining to Pepper about that so-called wizard stealing his look - she thinks Tony doth protest too much.  It came in at 200 words and will get posted to Ao3 before this event ends. 
Post July Break Bingo 2024  [pJBB_24] (Ends 30 Jun 2025)
I requested two 2x3 cards for this  Discord-server only event from @julybreakbingo  – so if you want to join in the fun, let me know and I’ll try to get you an invite!  I have ten   fics posted  with a blackout on one card & 0 WIPs - need to figure out some more crossovers.
* C1_C1 - “What are we?” - Combined this with the YOTP March prompt  Florist/Tattoo Artist AU, my FFB Feb - A1- Body Art square and the Flash Fiction Friday prompt [#FFF298 Hidden Chemistry] for  More Than An Inkling, where Tony is all too aware of the trope and tries to resist the chemistry he has with his next-door business neighbor. It came in at  373 words and will get posted before this event ends. 
Fandom Free Bingo - FFB
The @fandom-free-bingo blog offers up themed cards on a monthly basis - either 3x3 or 5x5 - you have a year to create your fanworks if you want them reblogged. 
Gingerbread Edition (December) - Ends 30 Nov 2025 
Four  of nine fills completed - no WIPs at the moment
* A2 - "I can't believe you!"  Combined this with last week’s Flash Fiction Friday prompt [#FFF299 Stranger Than Fiction] for Caught In the Act  - a Tony & Pepper IM1 canon-compliant double drabble - expanding a bit on the scene where Pepper walks in on Tony being extricated from the armor after Gulmira.  It came in at 200 words and will get posted to Ao3 before the event ends.  
* C1 - Juice - Filled this in combination with the Flash Fic Friday prompt [#FFF296 Before the party’s over] and the YOTP March: “What are you doing with that?” prompt for  It Takes a Miracle (Berry)  - a No Powers workplace AU where Tony brings something to experiment with at the monthly team brunch; his crush gets involved. It came in at 526 words and will get posted to Ao3 before the event is over.   
Half-Baked Edition (February) - Ends 31 Jan 2026
Five   of nine fills completed with one bingo - no WIPs at the moment. 
* A1- Body Art – see  pJBB C1_C1 - “What are we?” above 
* B2 - FREE - I combined this with a previous Flash Fiction Friday prompt   [FFF#294 - Cursed Trio] for Horning In - a SamBuckyJoaquin ficlet where Brock tries to hit on Sam’s two partners at the club.  It came in at 222 words and will get posted to Ao3 before this event ends. 
Fool's Edition (April) - Ends 31 March 2026
One fill and one WIP so far!
* Alt 2 - Muscles - Posted Offering A Hand  last Friday.  It’s a crossover with an older Flash Fic Friday prompt [#FFF295 Help Not Wanted] for a No Powers AU where Tony happens across two hunks, one of whom might qualify for a Stark Industries program.  It came  in at  575 words.
Year of the OTP [YOTP_25]   (Ends Dec 31 2025)
Making good progress on this challenge where you create (at least) twelve works for a specific pairing by using the monthly prompts provided. I’m a bit of an over-achiever with seven prompts filled so far! 
* March - “What are you doing with that?”  - see FFB December C1 - Juice  above. 
* March - Florist/Tattoo Artist AU -   see  pJBB C1_C1 - “What are we?” above  
WinterIron Bingo Round 3 [WIB_R3] (Ends 16 Jan 2026)
@winterironevents is bringing back their WinterIron Bingo for a third round! I help co-mod this event and custom card signups are still available (through 10 May) - I've got my card and have 0 fills and 1 WIP - need to look for more crossovers with my active cards! 
* B3 - alpha/alpha relationship - see BB C2 - first sexual encounter above. 
Warm and Fluffy   Bingo  [WFB]   (no end date)
Nine fills on my card, courtesy of   @warmandfluffybingocards  - need to try for another crossover or two!
* G1 - Kiss on the Forehead -  Finally posted   A A Damper on Dinner  to Ao3!  It’s a  domestic Stony ficlet where a power outage threatens their romantic dinner.  It came in at 151 words 
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On  other creative fronts:  I’m working on a Thunderbolts Yelena figure for an upcoming con, with a Cap!Steve and Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider on the way!    If  you’re looking for one of a kind gifts for birthdays or other celebrations, check  out Stuffed With Character    over on Facebook for a full list of my designs (now over 150!).   These soft stuffed figures are  mostly Marvel and monsters, but I have some Star Wars, Star Trek, DC   and Disney figures as well. Plus I love to take custom design   requests  for any fandom!  I do have one commission slot open for May - feel free to reach out via DM or to  StuffedWithCharacter@gmail.com!  
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polizwrites · 2 days ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
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okie, so I feel the need to be a Karen for just a little bit. Tell me why tf my Spectrum Internet bill jumped up from $65 to $85 in one month. And in the bill it says something about my promotion price expiring(which is what their excuse was for jumping me from $45 to $65 a couple years ago). Also some thing about Spectrum Ultra Internet, which I'm pretty sure wasn't what my original Internet plan was????
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Hot take: the following things can be simultaneously true:
America has always done bad things
Trumpism is connected to the failures of Reconstruction
Trump is still a uniquely terrible figure who ushered in a uniquely destructive era in American politics
Snide remarks like “lulz, lmao, you think Trump is bad? America was ALWAYS bad” contributed to the cynicism, nihilism, and apathy which led to not enough people caring about the country to try to stop him at the ballot box
It reminds me of people being outraged when Democrats responded to something like Charlottesville with “this isn’t who we are”; yeah, obviously that’s always been part of America, but rhetoric has an impact and it both empowers white supremacists and demoralizes normies to say “yep, white supremacists represent America and everything has always sucked shit.” There are consequences to pretending all people and eras are equally bad, because then people stop taking new and dire threats seriously, and there are consequences to people believing their society is always and forever evil, because then they don't fight against those threatening to harm that society. You don't need to whitewash history to understand any of this.
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PLEASE. i want to protect you. if someone ever made you feel bad about your art. I will protect you. all the poor children on tiktok who got harassed for having an "ugly artstyle" PLEEEASEEE LET ME PROTECT THEM. i want to protect you
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