robber: “who wanna die first?”
me:
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I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe
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when her eyes were closed, Alyssa looked a lot less angry
The End of the F***ing World
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“We like Steve”
“Yes”
“But we don’t love Steve”
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blake shelton being named people magazines sexiest man alive truly is evidence that we are living in trumps america
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