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This blog is seriously gonna end me Catholics are so fucking funny
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“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules
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my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door
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focus on getting healthy, getting money & getting your life together
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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its 2018. we need to stop blaming serotonin and dopamine and start blaming the real culprit which is the hippocampus that son of a bitch
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Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share
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worst movie trope is when the weird girl gets a makeover. fuck you. fuck off. i hate you.
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I think we should let kids swear just a little bit
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