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THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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PayPal and Venmo

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Please don't skip, and help this blog spread out 🙏🍉

Please I'm trying to help my family since the first of the genocide, be the reason of our surviving !!

In the darkest of circumstances, my little sister returns to study, not in a school, but in a tent with more than 50 students with minimal facilities.

Vetted by @nabulsi @90-ghost @el-shab-hussein @gaza-evacuation-funds

with worn-out clothes and worn-out shoes, without educational books. But with her insistence on learning again and making up for an entire school year that she lost due to a war of extermination in all aspects of life, which is still ongoing until now,

Heba was lucky to have a beautiful and happy life with her family and friends, but she misses everything, she also misses being with my father, she cries every night when she calls him, she tells him that she misses him and wants to meet him, but this is difficult in light of the siege and genocide, but I hope that there is hope for the success of this campaign so that we can evacuate my family outside the Strip and finally meet my father, the success of my campaign depends on spreading it more widely.

Please, help this campaign grow. Donate if you can, and share it with ANYONE who might feel the same urgency to help. Every bit of support can make a real difference.

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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The things I've seen about this whole fucking DOGE thing, from reputable sources, so far have been

there's a very good chance that this will basically be cut off before it even happens because it would require some form of approval from the House and Senate

presidents cannot make departments so it would actually be an office

their plans involve massively cutting down on regulations relating to safety and the environment and potentially getting rid of the FBI??? Inexplicable.

their promise of saving the country $2 trillion is literally impossible, like every single politician and financial advisor agrees that there is absolutely nothing that could be done to save that amount of money and very few expenses that can actually feasibly be cut (and would only save a few billion at most)