good words: yeah Bitcoin bunger loss dingus enigma seminal locomote bartholomew crumpet croissant creme brulee (that only counts as one) door hinge (this one too) apothem aglet any word starting with an 'ek' noise (extreme, eccentric, etc) mandibles gravity corinthian abstain cum bashing envelope gnar rad swag monkey bigot bed (this one of good because I love bed not the word bed; a notable exception) Sun (son is nowhere near as good idk why) and my own word I just made up ziggurat I am open to suggestions
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people really be out there identifying with the totality of their physical form
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Kfc encourages good eating habits. They make me want to eat the whole chicken
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sucking on candy is too horny I just want free hands to climb trees
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I've heard that people's natural odors are connected to their immune system, and more compatible immune systems smell better to each other.
Ive had people say I smell good a couple times randomly.
I have some habits that give my immune system work to do
Conclusion: lick phones to smell good
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I was at the hospital yesterday for abdominal pain for no clear reason. I got out of work early today because of some similar pain (not as bad) and now I'm in a Walmart parking lot eating mochi and dippin dots
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I was able to fit a tub of trail mix between my bed and the wall and my first thought was "this is dangerous." Not because I could spill a bunch of trail mix on and under my bed, but because it was dangerously convenient. Now I know how to eat from my bed. Why would I leave?
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Solve the stock market by giving money more dimensions
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Wheels are cogs and they mesh with earth, the Big Cog
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Did you hear the campbell's chicken noodle soup is made with real campbell's chicken noodle soup
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