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RobinHill Guardian Angel!AU where Robin is a guardian angel assigned to protect Boothill's daughter but Boothill gets seriously injured somehow and basically needs all the prosthetics from his canon version. And despite Boothill's best efforts he doesnt have the abilty to raise his daughter alone cause of his painfully slow recovery process, so Robin decides to step in and breaks the Do Not Be Seen and No Direct Interference rules to basically take over half the parenting duties. The familys life does improve and Boothill's daughter is happier but Boothill is half convinced that his home is haunted by a suspiciously friendly ghost that he can only see from the corner of his eyes and Robin tries her best not to get caught so she doesn't get in trouble from Heaven or whatever.

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Second req (pls take your time ofc, I'm just writing these down so I don't forget)

Same platonic dynamic. Boothill, Blade, Aventurine and Argenti being visited by reader's mother at night (she is a ghost) who thanks them for taking care of her child

🌑pull up a chair you basically live in my inbox by now 😭😭

✦ 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 ✦

Thinks his systems are failing

Even considers that maybe the doctors did sneak a chip into his brain after all

Genuinely thinks he's tweaking for a second, and honestly still might by the end of the exchange

But he listens to the woman dutifully when she announces herself as your mother

Doesn't say a thing for a while after she's done because he's still processing it all

But once he's done he swears to her that he will continue to do as he has, just as he had already sworn to himself long ago

Still doesn't fully understand if any of what he just experienced is real, but it wouldn't change how he acted whether or not it was real

Doesn't tell you about it

✦ 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 ✦

Being a Xianzhou native, he's used to spirits - as used as anyone could be

Still freaks the fuck out inside for a second

Before remembering that him being alive and (mostly) sane is about as likely as a benign ghost, so he decides to hear her out

Doesn't feel like he deserves such praise but admires your mother's determination - all this just to thank him and he's so ready to just brush it aside

Of course he doesn't tell her that, just thanks her softly and takes a bow, vowing to continue taking care of you

The vow is more for her than him, because he was already set on continuing to protect even before she showed up

Will eventually tell you, just needs to sit with the memory for a bit

✦ 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 ✦

His first thought is what in the fu--

Then he remembers what happened in Penacony and quickly calms down

What the hell, sure💀

When she reveals who she is, he starts believing her for real - who would even know about his attachment to you in order to trick him like this?

Doesn't feel as if he deserves the praise at all, feels as if he could've done so much more-- should've done so much more to keep you from going down the exact same road as he

If only he'd worked a little harder, the slavers would've never gotten hold of you and no one would ever have to suffer as he did

But the raw honesty of the woman's voice gets to him and he feels his eyes burning slightly, thinking about if the roles had been reversed

And quickly shuts that down, doesn't swear to her out loud that he'll continue to look out for you but the look in his eyes says enough

Tells you about it later in a jokey tone - you can't tell if he's lying or not

✦ 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 ✦

This guy just goes along with whatever Idrila throws at him, so yeah, ghost mom, sure

Ready to start his good ol' beauty speech, until she mentions your name

He's never sat so still in his life, listening intently

Dismisses the praise easily and tells her that it's just his duty, it's what he swore he'd do already

His heart aches for all you had to go through and he admires your mother greatly for going so far just to thank him

Takes a knee and swears that he'll keep you safe as he continues his mission - there's always space for you by his side

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Ellie will always try

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Poor Grandpa Kebin

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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

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Oughh it’s 2:00 AM and I’m having Thoughts and Emotions about Marceline the Vampire Queen. Like— she’s a punk bisexual and cool as heck but she’s also a terribly sad immortal with mom issues and double dad issues BUT BUT ALL of her parental figures gave her unconditional love so strong that it fundamentally saved the human race. Marceline saved the humans who hated her because her demon dad passed on the legacy that helped her grow powerful and her mom sang her lullabies and her adopted father clung to every shred of his breaking mind to protect her childhood. She was so loved! She was so loved! And that love never went away it stayed inside her even when all three of her parents hurt her so badly that the pain stuck for a thousand years. And all of the ways they hurt her were BECAUSE they loved her, so Marceline never learned to differentiate what it meant to love someone and hurt someone. So she hurts the people she wants to protect, she’s rough with the people she wants gentleness from, she abandons the people she wants by her side. And so much of the show is her collapsing and falling apart because she can’t figure out why why her relationships are all so broken. And then little by little she gets closure with each chapter of trauma— with her demon father, with her mother’s memory, with dear Simon— which then allows her to finally be at peace with herself and accept love— pure as it is— and give it back.

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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

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Hello!!! Some children for warm ups 😊 trying to get used to drawing again!

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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I put every bird I c could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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Random thoughts with hsr men: Parental edition

☪Includes: Jing yuan, Blade, Sunday, Boothill, Dr Ratio ☪No defined pronouns/ anatomy specifics for reader, adoptive children (specified to each character), mention of loss of loved ones. ☪Extra note: Accepting requests! Wanting to get back into writing but I tend to struggle thinking of new ideas- tend to lean towards certain characters that I have a better understanding of their personality but open to anything! ♡

-`♡´-Jing yuan who names your adoptive daughter Mimi after his beloved companion . -`♡´-Jing yuan who juggles being a father and a father figure between your sweet girl and Yanqing. -`♡´-Jing yuan who goes out of his way to include the boy under his guidance into your little family, with you both treating him as you would your own child. -`♡´-Jing yuan who brings your daughter with him anywhere he can, making sure she's treated with more respect than anyone on the Lufou. -`♡´-Jing yuan who shows off his daughter to all his closest friends, with Fu xuan having a soft spot towards the little girl, not that she'd willingly admit to it. -`♡´-Jing yuan who's nickname for your toddler is "snowy" to match her name and it's origins.

♱✮♱ Blade who often forgets about your son, leaving him under the care of silverwolf when you're both busy with missions. ♱✮♱ Blade who spends most of the time just sitting near the child, making sure he causes no trouble with minimal interference. ♱✮♱ Blade who despite how he portrays himself, cares for the toddler beyond belief, willing to draw his blade at any malicious attempt directed towards the young child. ♱✮♱ Blade who would lay with your child for hours at a time, letting him sleep without disturbance while he contemplates life. ♱✮♱ Blade who has part of him that wishes you both would have entered his life earlier, before the mara took root in his body and not being cursed with immortality, inevitably knowing he'd lose you both one day. ♱✮♱ Blade who nicknames your boy "gremlin", often using it more than his actual name

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who heavily relies on Robin for help with your daughter when he's unavailable as head of the family. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who spends all his free time that he can with the both of you, walking around the dreamscape or relaxing together in your shared home. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who has learnt to be careful around the little girl, having had his wings locked in her iron grasp on multiple occasions, needing to wait for you to pry her hands open. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who holds your daughter in his arms as she dozes off after a long day, taking a moment to let himself rest while you preen his scuffed up feathers. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who let's your daughter hang off him, adding hair clip after hair clip to his now mangled grey hair. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who often calls your small toddler "angel", though he begins to question how fitting it is with her mischievous habits.

• ➵ ✩ Boothill who dedicates his whole being to protecting your daughter, unwilling to even consider the possibility of losing another one of his babies. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who talks about his little girl to your toddler, including her in your family even if it's only in spirit, always mentioning his two baby girls when family discussions occur. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who accidently teaches your child his censored version of any and every curse word in his vocabulary, panicking when she runs up to you shouting them. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who never takes his family time for granted, spending as much time playing with your child and showering you with affection before he's sent on a new mission after another target. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who was stuck digging pieces of crayon that melted together after your daughter shoved them in the holes of his metal plating when he was asleep, having little help from you who couldn't contain your laughter. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who often just calls your little girl sweetheart or honey, finding the simplicity more endearing.

・✎・Dr Ratio who despite his blunt personality, manages to be a good father to your son, with you both providing what you can for the young child. ・✎・Dr Ratio who sometimes forgets the mental capacity of a younger being, trying to teach him how to play chess so he has a partner for the game. ・✎・Dr Ratio who occasionally brings your sons to lectures, finding amusement in the child laughing when he insults one of his students. ・✎・Dr Ratio who maintains your child a safe distance from anything he deems could harm him, including his colleagues at work, especially a certain gambler who just adores the boy. ・✎・Dr Ratio who spends any free moment at home with the both of you, helping you around the house and being present whenever your child calls for him. ・✎・Dr Ratio who prides himself in his sons intelligence, calling him his "little genius" even if he's currently a little behind.

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Morgan and Kana roleswap/parentswap would be funny

Kana

>If you thought Morgan was the communal Little Sibling you aren't prepared for the amount of pampering Kana The Apocalypse Baby gets

>"Babies aren't allowed on the battlefield, WHY IS THE BABY ON THE BATTLEFIELD WHO WAS WATCHING THEM"

>with how important being a dragon is to Kana, maybe some actual story significance with being Grima's kid

>"you give me the strength to keep going, you've saved my life" "I am literally eleven"

>Most likely popular supports: Gerome: being spoiled by both him and Minerva. Nah: Asking for Dragon advice from the Elder Dragon, who knows nothing about being a Dragon. Tiki: being a better parent than Grima. Robin: if Babies can't be on the battlefield what CAN babies do, says the Battlefield Baby, who's going to be on the battlefield anyways. Lucina: something along the lines of the above bullet point.

Morgan

>a little older than Kana and the type who reads textbooks for fun, she's absolutely going to support her Papa(his Mama, just repeat this every time)

>self assigned to be the one to make sure that whatever peace is lasting without Corrin's involvement, because Corrin didn't think about that, they were to focused on making sure their siblings didn't kill each other.

>F!Morgan: I'm not saying we should create arranged political marriages because that's immoral and merely kicking the can down the road, I'm just saying that we should lock Siegbert and Caeldori in a room and whatever happens happens. That's how they handle horses, auntie Lilith told me. (That's worse, you get how that's worse, right?)

>What can we do to insure that economically both nations are tied to each other and can't fight without crashing their own economy. Nohr needs food, but what does Hoshido need that Nohr has? Hoshido isn't exactly keen on masonry... Nohrian alcohol can't hold up the entire economy... Rot? Nohr has a lot of rot, would Hoshido want rot?

>Unlike Kana, who loves everyone equally, Morgan has a family tier list, Leo and Takumi Top Tier followed by Grandma Nyx and Reina

>Actually likes Dwyers coffee, either because older and more willing to explore the flavors or caffeine addict from late night studying

>also self assigned to Fix Auntie Lilith. Morgan knows Magic, kinda.

>Supports -F!Morgan, Nina. A Fujoshi and her enabler who can arrange whatever events she wants. Soleil. A flirty challenge, the two of them keep escalating until Soleil drops out when Morgan sets up a full candlelight dinner. Rahjat. No I won't be a Plan B because you can't fuck my dad you aren't settling for me, I'm going to be your first choice. Ignatius. Morgan can have little a sadism, as a treat.

Supports: Both M and F- Dwyer. I Know I'm your Dealer and butler but I'm a little concerned about how much coffee you're drinking. Butler Martial Arts says it's bedtime. Velouria. Morgan can only be out Puppycoded by the actual puppygirl. Also Same Coat. Sophie. Secret Horse Girl arts taught to Morgan by Aunt Lilith manages to calm down Abel, much to Sophie's chagrin and exasperation as she just can't get them to work when she's Pure Undiluted Horse Girl.

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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented