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is making my metagross do my taxes for me because its essentially a supercomputer morally wrong

nnnnot in ESSENCE. but i wouldn't give a metagross access to the internet. you might find a new way to poison a steel type

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😈

Pants and Fernando don't really get along most of the time.

Sometimes Fernando will be juggling his fruit and Pants will swoop in and steal it, which.. I've got fruit trees in my back yard, he could just grab them if he was hungry, so I think he's just doing it out of spite.

It's really one sided though. Fernando will never go out of his way to bother Pants, but he'll respond.

Cool Guy loves everyone.

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⛺ Pants go to hiding spot

(@twilight-rose-pokemon)

Hello @twilight-rose-pokemon !

Pants really loves hiding..wherever he can. He loves dark places.

My closet is his current favorite place. At the lab, he likes to snuggle in my spare lab coats.

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POKEMON IRL ASK GAME!!!!!! Ask me about my pokemon:

🍽: what's their favorite food

🥎: what's their favorite toy

🎃: what are they scared of

⛺: what's their go to hiding spot

👿: who on my team do they not get along with

🎀: what is their favorite accessory

💖: what is an object they cherish

🧼: do they like to be clean

🧦: do they like to be dirty

⏱: what is their favorite pastime

👜: what is their held item

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

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I want you to know

If you name your pokemon something like Gentleman Pancake

Or Mr. Murdermitts

You make my day 10x better.

Thank you.

-Professor Clove

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OOC Post

Hey y'all, it's yet another dumb rp blog, this time rl poke posting! I work in parasitology in real life, so I thought it'd be interesting to explore what kinds of parasites the Pokemon world might have.

ANYTHING MEDICAL HERE IS MADE UP. IS FAKE. NOT REAL.

Please do not take it as vet advice for your actual irl pet. I hope I don't have to say this but I'm covering my bases.

About Professor Clove: 34 years old, they/them pronouns. Ran the champion gauntlet once as a teen, but quickly found research to be much more fun. Lives in the Paldea region; alum of Naranja academy. Would probably legitimately murder someone to get into the Crater. (Just kidding, haha....unless?)

They live in the hills of Los Platos, where they do their research, and occasionally commute to their lab in Mesagoza to provide diagnostic services for sick Pokemon the poke center might not be able to treat.

Their main job isn't very lucrative, so they sometimes teach at Naranja or alternatively do pokemon battles/sell stuff they've found while travelling.

Their team:

Shiny Noibat named Pants. Adamant Nature. Will steal fruit right from your hands. Asshole, but baby.

Duscnoir named Fernando. Likes to juggle; no one knows how he learned. Quirky nature.

Paldean Tentacool named Cool Guy. Just the chilliest man. Will sleep anywhere. Relaxed nature.

Has more Pokemon, but these are the main cast.

(battle team is Tinkaton, Ceruledge and Duscnoir.)

Tags:

#pkmnirl

#pokepara - talking about parasites Pokemon can get, diagnoses, treatments, etc. Fake case studies go here.

#clove speaks- answers n stuff

Idk I'll edit more when I wake up lol

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