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Merry Christmas everyone.

Grate the cheese

Cut the brussel sprouts

par cook your potatoes/macaroni

Put the shrimp in the fridge from the freezer

Drive safely

Drink responsibly

And try not to kill your siblings in your anual game of Monopoly

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(dark!volo au) don't entrust the care of your togepis to dark volo y'all...

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My fave gal pals 🌨️

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if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

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Headcanon #786

When a Breloom strikes with its tail, it releases pollen and triggers allergies of their opponent.

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taillow and razz berries

// full illustration for @pokepocketzine, a tiny pokémon fanzine

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Headcanon #785

Gholdengo can easily lift over 2000 tons of gold.

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Headcanon #784

Skiddo and Gogoat may not be avid hunters, but they WILL chase down any Nacli they see

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What do you think?

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Spooky canon #783

There are crests on Scrafty that are as large as four feet tall.

Of course, they have enough shed skin to compensate for it.

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Spooky canon #782

Tarountula always finds itself being rolled around by playful feline Pokémon.

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Spooky canon #781

It is theorized that Meloetta could have different forms than Pirouette, though this has yet to be proven.

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Spooky canon #780

Nidoking's tail weighs fifty pounds

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Spooky canon #779

Mismagius will employ Oinkologne to eat garlic people placed to ward it off.

Nothing can stop it from messing with you

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Spooky canon #778

Iron Juglis has been observed to send its smaller heads out to scout for prey

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Spooky canon #777

Gholdengo has certain minerals in its blood, which allows it to make gold coins.

But it can only give so many coins each day to recover before acting lethargic until it 'dies', after which it will set off to find a new trainer who is not a greedy bitch.

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Spooky canon #776

Beheeyem will NEVER erase memories of someone when ordered to.

It will instead erase their trainer's memories and leave their dumbass as it would rather erase memories of it being seen stealing your leftover pizza

Of course, this is if you erase memories to manipulate someone rather than if they stumble on a surprise meant for them.