pokemarysue
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(Pokemon IRL Blog. She is literally THE Mary Sue. This is just my take on if she was in the Pokemon World.)
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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You got a one second headache... In fact, all the effects lasted for one second. Dang bro that's crazy. Hmm... What next?
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Psychic is probably gonna be... Oh dear good luck???
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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I mean, it's a bit spicy but it's good so good choice- OMG THAT SPICY??
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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It tastes like tropical stuff or whatever so... Yeah.
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Awesome.
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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With how you reacted with the Fairy type rock candy Tera Crystals it might as well be. Anyway here's all of them. Choose a flavor.
Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Knock Knock I am here.
Come in- OMG CYAN NO-
BAD BOY PUT THE SWORD AWAY- Sorry, you know how it is with Cyan the Zacian... Anyway, I got the good stuff in the kitchen.
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Awesome.
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Awesome.
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Only one way to find out. Come visit me in my house I have lots of them in the fridge, your parents will probably give you permission. :)
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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I'll send you all of the others if they taste that great??
If your parents get you in trouble just say I sent you them and then they'll probably say "That Mary kid? Yeah she's perfect and what not what can go wrong?"
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Uhh. I guess we avoid the Fairy type Tera Crystals specifically now??? What do you think of the taste though???
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE BAG???
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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DID I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU HIGH???😭😭���
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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You're seeing stuff???😭😭😭
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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Nature's epic natural bubblegum. Tera Crystals straight outta Area Zero. Thoughts?
@pokemarysue!!
Pelipper Mail! After a long hard journey, and many long battles, the poor Pelipper made it to your current location to send a package. Inside it is... Edible Fairy Tera Crystals! With it there's a note.
"Hey pookie I'm not gonna be surprised if the Pelipper is experiencing a near death experience trying to get to you but here you go, wanna try awesome rock candy straight from Paldea?"
I mean, if its Mary sending it what's the worst that could happen...
woah
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pokemarysue · 4 months ago
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@pokemurphs this you???
Need me a shirt that says 'Arceus's most pathetic soldier (the universes funniest joke)'
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