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also, was discussing that mess of a fic w an old friend who helped me plan it initially and god that plot was stupid and incomprehensible like neither of us can figure it out at this point shdfgsjh

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listening to she’s a riot by jungle giants and actually fighting myself not to rewrite scenes from dead hearts

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Jadeshipping on vacation

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Head empty only jadeshipping

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when concretejungle is 2 good

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is it bad that i sitll find this kinda funny

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oops nvm taking a shot as sabrina refers to blue and yellow as the ‘duplicitous duo’ 

gratuitous use of the word duplicitous in a scene with blue and sabrina. i’d say take a shot but im pretty sure it only happens once

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gratuitous use of the word duplicitous in a scene with blue and sabrina. i’d say take a shot but im pretty sure it only happens once

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also taking a shot every time sapphire refers to someone by a nickname bc Apparently she doesn’t know anybodys fucking name

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y’know it’s really hard to describe color in a setting full of ppl named after colors without it sounding like a shitty forced metaphor

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[cinema sins voice] Random Violent Backstory Is Random 

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what does ‘pull an edward’ mean?? i’m assuming i was trying to reference twilight somehow but i have still to this day never watched or read it so ????

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these dream sequences! are horrible! like it’s not subtle at all but it reads like i thought i was fucking shakespeare i am going to lose my marbles

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dead hearts, dead braincells

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big talk coming from a bitch named ‘yellow’

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also, taking a shot every time i call crystal ‘krys’ bc i’m Special shdfgsjhfgsj