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Wooloo & Lillie

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ALOLA BAT NERDS

today (8/23/17) we got a sumo giveaway and some of my personally bred pokemon, a shiny 6iv contest master Milotic  and a shiny 5iv love ball Mareanie

oooooooooh ahhhhh

to get these pokes all you have to do is deposit a Slowpoke named Mango into the gts, i will not trade you if you do not have it nicknamed

today you guys can get one of each

i will only be taking slowpokes, if you do not have a slowpoke send me an ask asking if i can take a different pokemon please dont just be like hey i deposited x pokemon thanks, that is not cool and ill probably not trade you

i will NOT be holding pokemon today

Mareanie is female level 1

Milotic is female level 82

Anyone can participate in this giveaway but a follow is always welcome

this giveaway starts now and goes on until 9:30pm pst or until i run out so good luck friends (timezone converter)

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Here we go @dailytypenull the gif has been memed. Excuse the bad editing this was my first time doing something like this XD

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The chance of Leaf Storm missing when a Wide Lens is held: 1%

Chance of Stone Edge or Cross Chop hitting: 80%

Chance of Stone Edge or Cross Chop getting a critical hit: 12.5%

CHANCE THAT WIDE LENS LEAF STORM WILL MISS ALLOWING THE OPPOSING BARBARACLE TO NOT DIE AND USE STONE EDGE/CROSS CHOP 5 TIMES ALL OF WHICH BECOME CRITICAL HITS AND THUS BYPASS REFLECT AND END MY 214 LONG BATTLE MAISON STREAK: 

0.0000001%

I AM 3333 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING THAN LOSE THIS WAY

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What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

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Does anyone remember that pokemon episode where an unexplained giant Magikarp almost lands on and kills Ash, only for a swole and tanned Nurse Joy to show up, force feed it a whole bottle of opiates, and then effortlessly overhead-press the one-ton fish before throwing it into the ocean, all in the space of about 30 seconds

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tumblr and pokemon

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Rated E for Everyone.

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So

You Pokéfans out there probably remember Verl*sify, the dickhead Pokétuber who ranted for 15 minutes about a comic that wasn’t directed at him because he hated Smogon, which the comic wasn’t about? And then he proceeded to post an “improved” version or whatever where he used the F slur?

Yeah, now he’s scamming the GTS. You heard me right.

He’s dropping in Dittos, just plain ol’ Dittos with nothing hugely amazing about them, and asking people for shit like Buzzwole. And he gets them, because he names these Dittos 6IV. Bit of a dick move, huh? Yeah. Think of all the kids out there who might want a 6 IV Ditto, because they just found out about how IVs work and can be passed down! They hop on the GTS, find a Ditto named 6 IV, and think “Hey, I can breed now!” They drop in something like Cosmog, Cosmoem, or a UB that might be a one time catch, and they can’t wait to get to breeding. Then they realize they got scammed into giving away a legendary for a near worthless Ditto. And Verl*s praises this “strategy” as a sort of revenge against hackers and people who do Ditto giveaways. Why can’t this man just disappear already?

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A tribute to chubby RBY-era Pikachu! This will be a print at SMASH!

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tumblr secret... (they wont tell you this in school)

jumpluff is real

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eXCUSE ME????? WHO TAUGHT U THIS IM FUCKING CRYING

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Gen 8 Pkmn leaked

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sounds like something a weird man would say

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Buzzwole will turn back and look at its trainer to show off its… muscle things. So I can only assume this is what it’s thinking when it does that. it likes attention.

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My Silver’s poison, he’s so sweet and I love him