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These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

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Dear @bogglebeans,

I didn’t get all the way there yet, but I’ve started something I hope you’ll like. Happy birthday and thank you for being such a generous, fun part of the fandom!

Much love

Q

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Harry had already finished his drink by the time he realised it was spiked with Veritaserum.

Pansy had suggested they play truth or dare and the words came out of his mouth before he registered he’d even opened it.

‘I have too much to hide.’

Harry snapped his mouth shut and immediately glared at Malfoy who lifted his own glass to toast him, a mocking grin on his face as he bought it to his lips, swallowing the contents down.

You fucker, Harry mouthed across the room at him. Malfoy’s grin widened, showing the sharpness of his teeth.

‘Happy birthday to me,’ he said, waving a careless hand. ‘Surprisingly it’s Potter, of all people, who’s deduced that the punch is spiked with a little something to let us all be a little more… honest with each other.’

Harry looked around the room, at the eight people gathered there, sitting on lounges, or leaning against Malfoy’s pretentious bar. The looks on people’s faces ranged from amused to interested to outraged.

‘You can’t just drug people,’ Theo said, pushing his way forward to stand in front of Malfoy, where he was sprawled indolently in his high backed chair, all long limbs and expensive clothes.

'I can do whatever I want,’ Malfoy said, in that bored drawl of his. Harry wondered if he had taken the Veritaserum too—if he believed his words were the truth.

'Isn’t that right, Head Auror Potter?’ he said, arching an eyebrow at Harry in a look that was full of challenge.

Harry meant to say I don’t care what you do. What came out of his mouth was far worse.

'You’ve never really been able to do anything you wanted.’

Malfoy’s face changed, his expression flashing mercurially, before he smoothed it, inclining his head to Harry as though conceding the point. Harry looked away. He hadn’t meant to say that. He hadn’t meant to say anything to reveal just how well he knew Malfoy’s moods and his movements, his thoughts and his wishes.

They’d been kind-of-friends for years now. There was a prickly tension between them that wouldn’t let them settle down into anything comfortable. Instead it was stunts like Veritaserum in the punch and thinly veiled references to back alley potions deals.

'So,’ Malfoy said, looking away from Harry. 'Who’s up for a game with some higher stakes?’

Harry looked around the room. Pansy was a journalist now, Blaise a lawyer. Ron was an Auror like him, Hermione in the Wizengamot. Theo and Astoria were in business together and Malfoy… there was a reason Harry ribbed him about back alley potions deals. For all that he had been watching Malfoy for years, Harry still wasn’t sure exactly what it was he did for his wealth nowadays. Malfoy seemed to delight in teasing him with it, hinting at darkness that could never be proved.

The people in the room exchanged looks. Each of them had plenty to hide.

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by Something_new

Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.

Words: 0, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Book Cover, Cover, Drarry

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Hermione: Harry! You look like you’re about to pass out! Sit down and rest!

Harry: Hermione, I’m fine. I just pushed myself too hard in practice. I’m a captain. I have to work through the pain and show no weakness.

Hermione: Just yesterday you had to sit down for 10 minutes because you saw Draco scrunch his nose.

Harry: He looked like a grumpy kitten! What was I supposed to do?! Just collapse on the spot?! I think not!

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witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

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I don't play the evil Commedia dell'arte game but I'm absolutely unhinged for Childe x Zhongli

Just vibing in the fantasy Chilis over chili

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Incorrect Genshin Quotes.

Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.

Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Kidnapper: We have your daughter.

Jean: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.

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Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.

Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Zhongli: Honey?

Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?

Childe: Don't lie to my face again.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Childe: [throws brick through window]

Childe: Okay, let’s go!

Y/N:

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Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Diluc: *genuinely smiles*

Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Y/N: Fuck you.

Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.

Y/N: what?

Lisa: what?

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?

Childe: We had slushies.

Y/N: I had a blue one.

Childe: I had a red one.

Zhongli:

Zhongli: Oh.

Zhongli: OH.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Jean: How are you feeling?

Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.

Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!

Diluc: It’s back.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -

Qiqi: Yes.

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!

Kaeya: *points at Diluc*

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Diluc: *sighs*

Diluc: Hot damn.

Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!

━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━

Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Y/N: We’re married.

Venti: Still.

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Chibi Zhongli & Childe date ♥

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Warning, I didn't change their clothes, I just read manga (they're ≈17y.o. here, bc I can)

AND 18YEAR OLD DILUC IS SO CUTE HSISJDJSKSKKSJDJJDKK I i i die

@ diluc untie your hair please

+ one really smol pic

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a series of unfortunate events

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How my friend climbs vs how I climb

“I see you exhausting your stamina.” “There’s only two way this ends. Either I make it or I die trying.”

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genshin 1.1 spoilers /////// // / / based on.. That scene … 

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I always thought that silence would be a blessing with you, but I find it just as irritating.

Merlin rewatch | 2x13 “The Last Dragonlord”

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Soft things Draco does for Harry

during eight year, once they first start dating Draco goes through Harry’s notes and adds things he missed during the lecture, maybe scribbles down a comment or two on how to improve a potion

makes sure Harry eats properly

helps him study, mainly with Ancient Runes because Harry’s interest peaked during the war and while he read one of Draco’s books ( they do this because Harry decides he does not want to become an Auror after all and wants to do something different )

makes sure he spends time with his friends

always talks to Harry and includes him in his future, which makes Harry feel all kinds of soft

he strokes Harry’s hair when they lay together, either on the sofa in the common room or in bed while cuddling

holds Harry during his nightmares and panic attacks

makes sure Harry has a calming potion in his pockets or bag; he also has one on him in cases of emergency

holds his hand casually while eating breakfast, stroking his knuckles

after they graduate and move in together for the first time, he makes sure there are no dark corners and closed of spaces in the house

always cleans his glasses for him

establishes a “me Saturday”; they try to do it every Saturday but life sometimes gets between them - they take time on Saturday to indulge in things they live and in the evening they do facemasks and movie marathons

makes sure there is always Harry’s favourite cholocate stacked at home

brings Harry herbal tea every time he visits Harry’s shop

gets Harry the dog he always wanted; the dog was a childhood dream and the Mind Healer actually suggested it might be good for Harry

goes running with Harry even though he is not fond of it

if Harry’s in a bad mood Draco sings the most ridiculous songs for him until Harry cheers up again

searches for people who might have pictures of Harry’s parents and relatives and gets them framed and installed above the staircase; Harry is immensely touched by this because he finally has a tangible image of his family

makes sure Harry knows he is loved and valued every single day he spends with him

Harry being soft: x