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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  “You’re a monster!” “You’re not a monster.”

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” ”Is this really the best time for a sexuality crisis?” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.” “Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” “No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” “If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” “I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” “Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” “YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer… [text] Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

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“No offense, Jazz. But you’re REALLY harshing my buzz.”

“Easier said than done.”

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A chuckle escapes from her lips as she shakes her head, “Okay you caught me on that because not only can I not reach the top shelf, I can barely reach the bottom shelf.” The shiver that pulses throughout her entire body from his gentle touch is intoxicating, “As long as you promise to share it with me.” Having to say something, anything to try to distract her from the blatant tension vibrating between them. Her heart starts to race as she notices his gaze dropping to her lips, unable to help as she nervously bites down on her bottom lip, “You’re welcome.” Jessa says breathlessly gasping slightly as he pulls her close, closing her eyes briefly as she feels his hot breath upon her ear. Teasingly, she turns her head so that her lips brush briefly against the corner of his mouth, “Way too loud. What do you suggest we do?”

“It’s not my fault your country breeds tiny men. Clearly you need some Bugarian in your gene pool to help your people reach the top shelf,” he replied, fingertips brushing Jessa’s skin, watching the smile on her face. “I look forward to it. The perfect present for a Bulgarian.” Alek couldn’t deny that he’d come to the ball with the intention to find somebody to take back to his chambers – but considering Jessa usually hung off her silly boyfriend’s arm at these events, he hadn’t believed it could be her. Though he thinks discussion her brother may be contrary to his aims, a smile on his lips as she leans up to play with his hair. “Thank you,” he murmurs, allowing his gaze to drop obviously to her lips. “Very kind.” There’s a tension around them, sparks where their skin connects, and he leans forward a little, tugging her slightly closer by her hand, ducking his mouth to her ear to speak. “It’s loud in here, don’t you think?”

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“MAYBE you’re too tall. You Bulgarian men seem to tower most of the boys here at Hogwarts.” A small, inaudible gasp escapes from her lips when he catches her finger, narrowing her eyes at him playfully until he threads their hands together. Instead her gaze follows his actions, unable to hide the grin as they are holding hands, giving his a slight squeeze before looking back up at him. Jessa swallows...were they closer than they were before? The closed distance almost dizzying though perhaps it was because the contact between their hand holding was enough to send electric jolts throughout her, “I’ll be sure to shower you with brandy on your birthday then.” She says with a small chuckle, shaking her head, “Oh he would NOT be happy about that. He would never let me join his clubs, let alone allow me to join whilst he gets kicked out.” The girl watches him in fascination as he fixes his hair, shaking her head as she steps up on her tiptoes, using her free hand to fix the clump he had created, smiling as she tilts her head at him, “Better.”

“Five foot too short, more like,” Alek replied with a smirk, catching Jessa’s finger as she poked him and threading their hands together for a moment. “I’m a brandy man. Firewhiskey lacks any kind of subtlety.” His voice was low as he spoke – and quiet enough so that only Jessa could hear him. “Screw your brother. You’re far more fun than he is. We’ll kick him out of the club.” He chuckled at her compliment, using his spare hand to ‘fix’ his own hair. “Thank you. I often am the prettiest in the room. Behind you, of course.”

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Jessa steps forward, stumbling ever so slightly as her brows furrow, licking her thumb as she digs it into his shirt, attempting to get the stain out before looking up at him with an apologetic glance, “I think this shirt is gonna need some serious TLC. Here.” Pulling out her wand and pointing it as his shirt, she mumbles, “Scourgify.” The stain immediately moving, as she gives him a bright grin, “Oh you know.” Though the smile was false, rooted only from her high as she sways, closing her eyes as she shakes her head slightly, “Just feeling the night, you know?”

a smile which quickly turned sad spread across his face as he heard her familiar voice like music to his ears. he turned towards her, wiping at the little stain on his shirt. ‘i am, yeah..’ he said, trying to shove some enthusiasms in his voice regardless of how boring he found this whole ordeal. ‘are you? how are you?’

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“You wouldn’t DARE. Come on! Come dance with me.”

“And you failed to include me on this? Tsk, tsk. Perhaps I should report you to the professors as revenge.”

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“Well it’s not like we were exactly close before so I wasn’t sure I should go to you but I did bring a flask full of whiskey. Nope, who’s not uptight? This witch.”

“Why the hell didn’t you share? You’re not the only one who wants to get plastered. Whatever at least you aren’t uptight anymore.”

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“NOT if I don’t get caught.”

“Yes but you might in serious trouble.”

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“Hey. I’m five foot two. THANK you very much.” Jessa says with an amused grin as she playfully pokes him in the side, “Well what do you prefer then? If firewhiskey isn’t strong enough for you.” Unaware that her body was gravitating toward him as she inquired, curious to learn more about him, “Is Slytherin a club now? I don’t think my brother would really agree nor like having me apart of the Slytherin house. But good to know that you’d at least welcome me.” Though a chuckle is emitting from her lips, emerald hues glistening with amusement as she nods her head, “Well you LOOK very pretty, Aleksander Krum. You’re easily the prettiest one here.”

Alek laughed at her description of firewhiskey, shaking his head a little. “It only hurts when you’re four foot tall. I find it’s a bit weak,” he replied, watching the way she blushed, watching the hair tucked behind her ear – a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Well, as a Slytherin, you are warmly welcomed to the club. If you ever get tired of the lions, us snakes would be happy to have you.” He notices her gaze on him again, raising an eyebrow at her question. “Who says I have to dress up to impress anyone other than myself? If I asked a girl who she’s dressing up for, there’d be hell to pay. Perhaps materialism makes me feel good about myself. I like feeling pretty.”

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It was strange, not going to the ball WITH Tomas...they went to every school function together ever since the first day they met on the train. Though a smile creeps onto her lips as she witnesses him just being...well...him. Unable to help herself she chuckles, shaking her head as she goes toward him, “Well there’s the Tomas I know and lo-” Jessa stops, eyes widening as she licks her lips, “Are you er---having fun?”

‘–oh!’ tomas stumbled back as the person’s drink spilled over his shirt, a slight frown on his face. ‘i guess it was silly to think i could get through a party without being spilled on.’

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“The Professor’s can check me all they want, as long as they aren’t checking me out, though who could BLAME them because I am on fire!”

“I think you need to calm down a little. You don’t want a professor to check you.”

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“GUESS WHO TOTALLY TOOK A POTION BEFORE THE BALL? This girl and it’s FINALLY kicking in and let me tell you I am ready to LET LOOSE for once.”

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Jessa can’t help but shake her head with a smirk, “Hey, I’m not arguing with you there. Seriously...that stuff just hurts.” Though with his next compliment she’s blushing again, a nervous grin gracing her features as she tucks some hair behind her ear, “I...thanks. Though I didn’t realize how Slytherin I looked until it was too late.” She says with a chuckle, shaking her head, “Hopefully people won’t think that I’m betraying my house of Gryffindor.” Though she’s eyeing him again, “Seriously...who has you looking so nice and proper, Krum? A girl perhaps?” She teases before taking another sip as she sways to the music, not even aware that she was doing so.

Alek smiles - genuinely - at Jessa’s compliment, chuckling a little at her response to the rakia. “Everything is better than firewhiskey once you think about it. But thank you for the compliment. Though if we’re going to talk about good looks… I think you’re a higher priority than I am. You look pretty spectacular.”

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A slight blush creeps up her neck and flushes upon her cheeks as she gives him a grin, “Well don’t you look handsome.” Jessa says with the tilt of her head before taking a sip from her cup and nodding, “Merlin. This is SO much better than Firewhiskey.”

Alek spots Jessa as she approaches him through the crowd, a smile on his face at the sight of her in that dress. “With you? Always.” He hands her his glass with a charming smile, reaching to get himself a different cup. “I think you’ll like it. It’s fruity.”