Adult of Body. Baby of Brain. Bi/Pan, GNC Mystery. I'm a Twinky Goth in my Imagination, and that'll have to suffice.
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭
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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet
Don't feed the trolls
Never give out personal information
Anonymity is the best defense
Don't click suspicious links
Don't click popups and ads
Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true
You are responsible for your own experience
There is porn of everything, act accordingly
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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic
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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
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Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...
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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
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This weeks paw paintings by the rats - Crumb, Cracker, Coffee, Popcorn, Raisin, Tofu, Toast, Cinnamon, Jellybean, Carrot, and Pistachio all did an amazing job!
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If you would like to commission your own rat paw painting, you can do so here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings
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Proof that God exists! And God is a Cookie Monster!


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