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fuck you people. fuck you. iâll do what i want. iâll carve a path with my own two fucking hands. iâll play what i want to play, how i want to play it. i will rip my pleasure from the carcass of whatever i choose to beat dead. and it will be mine.
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this is what harry potter fans look like when theyâre talking
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Looking for a relationship when youâre lonely is like grocery shopping when youâre hungry. Itâs easy to be tempted to bring home unfulfilling, unhealthy junk.
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Bro we are bug girls, itâs ok to scuttle around me, we can touch our carapices. I love you bro
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RWBY and Masculinity
I love RTâs, and specifically RWBYâs take on masculinity so much. The show subverts all expectations wrt their male characters and their development, which is why the male viewers experience major cognitive dissonance between what they expect and what story is actually being told (and then have the gall to call it bad writing). Under cut because this has gotten so long so fast.
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people who can graciously hide that they donât like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said âheâs not my friend. i fucking hate him.â i lost 5 years of my life
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Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasnât too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like âhey⊠i think⊠i died⊠and now Iâm in a parallel universe⊠and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universeâ and he was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like âdamn⊠why are there so many of you⊠thereâs like 5 many of youâ and she was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like âhow ya feeling sonâ in the dadliest way possible and I was like âMAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE IâM STARVEDâ so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say âIâm good I can do thisâ and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler âWHATS UP FUCKSâ to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says âhey are you going to order or whatâ. Keep in mind Iâm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say âshush man Iâm trying to do fruit scienceâ, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said âyeah give me a smooth regularâ which for the uninitiated, isnât actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the âboostedâ smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made âlightning noisesâ.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says âhow ya feelin?â. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say âthereâs these fuckin⊠tiny sheep in my headâ which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldnât find the status update bar) that read: âi just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juiceâ
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when u know the way ur dad acts is because of his own unresolved issues/trauma but at the same time u know u dont deserve to be treated the way ur being treated but u cant do anything abt it
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controversial opinion here but uhhhhh i think that playing games should be fun for everyone involved not just top tier players
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