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poggermanmcparfait · 3 months ago
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What I can note here is that Klaymen and Klogg see eachother as brothers and therefore do not associate eachother as lovers. Hoborg on the other hand decided and changed that from making sons, he made creations, friends, community members.
So Willie x Klaymen isn't inc3st, but Hoborg x Willie is.
This includes Klaymen x Klogg to be inc3stous in such a way.
So, just so we’re square, I don’t think Hoborg, Klaymen, Klogg, the other Hoodians are related. Not even in an AU sense, I just literally don’t. There’s quite a few reasons as to why, but for convenience’s sake, I’ll summarize my biggest reasonings:
- In the game, Hoborg, Klogg and Klaymen are never referred to as family (I checked); “friend” and “people” are used instead. I know the wiki says they are but I’ll be trusting the game itself a bit more. - Klogg’s late-game letter isn’t enough proof to say that they are & can be taken differently, as can parts of the H.O.R. for similar reasons.   + In Klogg’s mind, Klaymen’s on his way to beat him up for what he did to everybody, so why wouldn’t he try manipulating him somehow?   + Certain religions use “brother” and “sister” to refer to each other, so why not here?   + The term ‘brother’ can also mean “fellow being to whom I am similar/is similar to me”. Like the ending of Dragon Heart 2, where the villain dragon, Griffin, tries to get Drake to join him by calling him brother even though they are not related at all, and even after that when Geoff and Drake are narrated to have become brothers even though they aren’t even the same species. Point being, it’s a versatile word. - Hoborg got the clay Klaymen/Klogg/the Hoodians are made of somewhere else; it didn’t come from him directly.
Probably the only exception to this would be that, since Willie is explicitly mentioned to be one of Ottoborg’s sons, I do think that he’s at least related to Hoborg.
I know I’ll probably (definitely) somehow get grief over all this, but I wanted to say it anyways. So, yeah, that’s about the long and short of it. You all keep on doing as you do as you choose. Bye for now.
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poggermanmcparfait · 3 months ago
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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore
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poggermanmcparfait · 6 months ago
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and so heritage will strike
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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poggermanmcparfait · 6 months ago
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So p/atreon is amping up its lockdown on nsfw material, gumroads is amping up its nsfw material-
Pornhub is currently not available in texas.
KOSA keeps coming closer to getting actually passed-
Can people please just admit that nsfw is being driven underground? That adult artists are being banned and pushed out of their spaces?
And dont start saying "oh just the yucky stuff." No, this is *ALL* Nsfw.
We are losing spaces left and right...
Not only that, it feels like we creatives are being killed. And that isnt exactly hyperbolic.
Paypal implemented taxes not that long ago, a hit to those who use it. Artists especially. Midjourney and other ai, stealing artworks, having people think less of artists.
Platforms kicking and banning artists left and right.
It feels like being an indie creator is being choked out of possibility. That you have to be born rich and lucky for your creative dreams to come true.
"oh you're just a porn addict its not that bad"
Its not that bad until your stuff is banned.
We had ROE VS FUCKING WADE thrown out the window. You dont think we could have LGBTQA+ rights thrown out too!?
The internet is becoming SO HOSTILE to creatives of all sorts. Its fucking heartbreaking.
Its like we're entering nsfw prohibition of the internet, buy a 160 dollar keychain for a 'free' picture of a dragon fucking a Volkswagen 😭
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poggermanmcparfait · 6 months ago
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BINDING OF ISAAC? PUKI YOU ARE AWESOME
Hey tumblr who the fuck do you think I am ???????
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poggermanmcparfait · 7 months ago
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isn't he based off of a CHILD?
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poggermanmcparfait · 8 months ago
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I think sir Daniel fits better as Sackboy's friend tbh
Hey playstation tumblr, can we all agree they would be best friends like Doom Guy and Isabelle?
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poggermanmcparfait · 8 months ago
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WELL EXCUSE ME I'M HERE FOR MY MAN!!!
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noone actually fully watches skatoony episodes, we all just stop watching when the character we're here for gets eliminated
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poggermanmcparfait · 8 months ago
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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
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poggermanmcparfait · 9 months ago
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we won gamers
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poggermanmcparfait · 9 months ago
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please stop comparing me to matpat if we ever met i would kill him with my bare hands
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poggermanmcparfait · 9 months ago
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Mother 3 is more than earthbound 2 you fuckers have to be ready to CRY AND BAWL
I've said this before, but Nintendo are definitely not going to release Mother 3 in the west. The logistics alone of fully localizing an old game, using development techniques that aren't used anymore are impractical. Not to mention all the brand unfriendly things that Mother 3 has, including gender hijinks, explicit drug use, and suicide.
Mother 3's English fan translation is easily accessible on PC and even on hacked 3DS. Plus the fact that Nintendo won't release it adds a mystique to it, right? It's this secret thing you have to hear about through Smash or word of mouth and seek out for yourself. Everyone who wants to play it has already played it or can play it right now, and people who are waiting for an official release to play it are going to be waiting forever. If you haven't played it yet and want to, take this post, plus the upcoming Japanese re-release as your reason to, because if you're not willing to pirate Mother 3, you're not ready to hear what Mother 3 has to say.
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poggermanmcparfait · 9 months ago
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poggermanmcparfait · 9 months ago
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I refuse to reblog callout posts because I'm a prison abolitionist
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poggermanmcparfait · 10 months ago
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NITROME DID WHAT.
Bluemaxima’s Flashpoint is distributing illegal childporn to people without their knowledge
Bluemaxima’s Flashpoint is a program for preserving flash games. Flashpoint comes in two main variations, the Ultimate edition and the Infinity edition. If you use Infinity you have to download the games from Flashpoint’s servers before you can play them. Ultimate comes with all the games already downloaded.
There is NO warning on the download page that the Ultimate version includes a large amount of simulated childporn (this can be accessed with the Infinity version too, but would need to be downloaded from the list of games before the files appear on a user’s computer).
https://archive.ph/YmSIt
Here’s screencaps from their Discord where they talk about simulated childporn (excuse the small text, it should still be readable):
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The issue here isn’t just the fictional childporn (though distributing that to people on it’s own is also awful and illegal in most of the world, including the U.S.), it’s that at least one of the childporn games that comes with Flashpoint includes the voice of *an actual child* who was underage at the time of recording. A real child whose voice has been edited by a pedophile (Zone) to sound like she’s engaging in sex. The game is Toph Beifong Interactive Animation. Here is Flashpoint’s Game Master List as proof it’s included there (it can be searched with ctrl+f).
https://archive.ph/7zJHh
Even if you believe “normal lolicon” content is legal in the U.S. (it isn’t), editing an actual child’s voice into your childporn animation definitely isn’t legal. There’s been cases of pedophiles getting in trouble for editing normal photos of kids into pornographic photos, there’s no reason to believe that editing a kid’s voice into simulated childporn would be legal. (For anyone who wants to defend Zone’s actions, would you allow him to record your own child and put them into a porno, so old men can jack off to your child’s voice? No sane parent would agree to this.)
To reiterate, everyone who has downloaded Flashpoint Ultimate has downloaded illegal simulated childporn that involves the voice of an actual child, and there is no warning about it on the Flashpoint website. Even in Infinity there’s a download link to this cp.
The thing that loli defenders always purposefully ignore is, how do they know the shit they jack off to isn’t just traced from actual cp or edited from real children’s voices? For all anyone knows Flashpoint might have loads of other porn animations involving real children.
Normal people in the Discord have brought up that they don’t want the illegal simulated cp shit included in Flashpoint, but they get shot down by the pro-pedophilia people who run the project.
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Bluemaxima wants to preserve simulated childporn. Note that he resides in Australia where simulated childporn is explicitly illegal. He has also removed several games from Flashpoint before (such as Nitrome games) because he doesn’t want to get in trouble with the law due to piracy. So why is he willing to break the law when it comes to distributing simulated childporn, but draws the line at piracy? Aren’t Nitrome games also pArT oF hIsToRy?
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Note that this blog is not bringing bad publicity onto an archival project. This is Bluemaxima bringing bad publicity onto the project himself, by being so desperate to keep simulated childporn that he breaks his own country’s laws in order to shove toddler rape games and similar shit into Flashpoint. He could easily have removed the simulated cp from Flashpoint, but he wanted it in there with no warning to people downloading the program.
The point about “preservation” is absolute bullshit since Flashpoint already deletes content and keeps it from being preserved for such simple reasons as the author requesting it.
Question why a man would respect copyright law, but be willing to break laws against simulated childporn? Maybe it has less to do with preservation, and more to do with what makes his dick hard?
Bonus creepiness, adults in the Flashpoint Discord advising a child (unless it’s a 20 year old with terrible spelling who still lives with his parents, which is unlikely) on how to download illegal porn games and hide them from his parents:
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Literal Discord groomers.
Would you want these people to teach your kid how to hide potentially illegal porn from you? Wonder what his parents would think if they knew he used a program containing downloads to dozens of child rape animations?
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poggermanmcparfait · 11 months ago
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Mr Willie trombone did you eat my weasles again
yo who wants to play w me 😈
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poggermanmcparfait · 11 months ago
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