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everyone and their fucking dog has seen the fnaf trailer by now but it just popped up on my youtube recommended for the first time today, and you’re telling me PEETA MELLARK is playing mike schmidt?

people are all omg idk if this movie will be any good and i’m like okay but the real question is why the fuck is peeta working this goddamn job? like i thought him and katniss were the richest people in district twelve what are they spending all that money on? like inflation isn’t that bad surely?

but seriously i am looking forward to this movie, but mainly for josh

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am i wrong in assuming that if twilights sick version of imprinting just fit the actual definition instead it would be so much less creepy?

like this is what imprinting actually is (in zoology)

like jacob imprinting on renesmee wouldn’t be that bad if smeyer didn’t make it all weird and romantic like c’mon girl

and in regards to the leah/sam/emily situation, there’s no real reason why sam had to imprint on emily, it could just be like

“oh yeah leah and sam used to date but it didn’t work out and now he’s with emily”

like i genuinely don’t understand. the fact that one of this series’ most problematic elements could have been fixed so easily like omg

and i won’t take questions on this bc i’m right