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Free: this Blackberry I just fished out of a creek
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please let me out
sorry i have a boyfriend
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my favourite part of the modern world is when a website wants my email and asks if they can send me spam. and im like Very polite thank you for asking! No. and they're like oh sure no problem. and one week later they start sending me spam.
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shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:




op also frequently posted to PUA subs
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logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
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Anastasia Trusova (Russian, born 1989)
“Cat in the Garden”
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“Construction Worker” by Vladimir Serov (1964)
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(at a job interview) *gulps* he's right behind me isn't he...
marvel studios exec: you're hired. now stand in front of this green screen boy
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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion
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