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As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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speech was invented by language companies to sell more words

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

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what the hell man

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A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

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three different people on my post about installing a trashcan outside my house have now complained that people SHOULD be holding onto their trash instead of just tossing it in random people's yards ("it's not that hard!"). like... good for you; do you want a fucking prize? we could engrave a nice little "congratulations on missing the point!" placard for it and everything.

meanwhile, my yard continues to not have beer bottles in it anymore.

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and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck

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Lovely couple

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"