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Me: *takes medication bottle and lightly taps it into my hand*
*Almost all my anti-depressants fall into my hand*
Me: Hehe nope not tryna do that todaaayyyyy
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glasses. dm
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in which draco needs glasses more than he’d like to admit
“What does number six say?”
My voice was monotonous, bored, too used to reading questions off of the board for my boyfriend. “Wand movements of the banishing charm.”
His quill scribbled something down, the slight roughness of it vibrating into the wooden desk. There was then a blissful moment of silence in his split pause as he finished the answer, then he leaned in and whispered after a moment’s hesitation.
“What does number seven say?”
I closed my eyes and inhaled deeply. Don’t get angry, don’t lose your patience. It’s not his fault that he can’t read the board.
I turned to face his expression of raised brows and confused eyes, and forced a smile. “How to perform a summoning spell.”
He flashed a grin, and quickly ducked to plant a kiss on my cheek.
I rolled my eyes and fought against my own smile trying to spread. Cheeky prat.
I went back to my questions, already a few ahead of him. This year’s charms content was even harder than the last, and it took every inch of brain to be able to memorise all these spells. My lip tucked between my teeth and I bit down hard, trying to remember the movements of a specific spell from two months ago. A swish and a diagonal? Diagonal and then a swish? Or was it a slash down and then a…flick? Flick down?
“What’s number eight say?”
I slammed my hand down onto the desk, my quill smushed beneath it as I sighed in frustration.
“Draco, you can’t keep going on like this.” I pointed at him with an index finger, “We can’t keep going on like this.”
His eyes widened, “are you breaking up with me right now?”
I rolled my eyes exasperatedly, but couldn’t help the breath of laughter at his expression. “You idiot. I mean you can’t keep going on with this godawful eyesight of yours. You need glasses.”
He crossed his eyebrows and scoffed, “I do not need glasses.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I can see perfectly fine, Y/N. Look - number six says ‘write down the wand movements for the banishing charm’.”
I gestured my hands in frustration, “I just read that for you.” I then turned and dug into my bag, shuffling around until I found my own prescription glasses. “Here, just try these on.”
He shook his head, hand already coming out to push away my offer. “I don’t need them.”
I shook the frames, “come on, just try!”
“Absolutely not!”
I tried pushing them towards his face anyway, but his hands came to fight them from me. I grabbed his wrist, and momentarily put the glasses down. Glancing around to make sure no heads were turned our way, I then leaned in closer. A gentle kiss was planted on his cheek, then a few briefer ones towards his lips.
I leaned closer and whispered, “Please try them on, Draco.” Kiss. “For me?”
He sighed, but took them off of me anyway. I fought against the grin as he placed them on his face, the black frames a stark contrast against his light complexion and platinum hair. Despite how he tried to hide it afterwards, his eyes widened in amazement as the words on the board brightened and became defined - readable.
Then he shook his head and pulled them off. “No difference. Don’t need them.”
“I don’t understand why you’re being so difficult, it’s not like they look bad on you!”
“Nothing looks bad on me - ” I scoffed. “But I don’t need them, so why wear them?”
“Just one trip to the opticians won’t hurt. I’ll go with you? I’ll even hold your hand, if you really need me to.”
He narrowed his eyes at me. “No, I’m not going and that’s that. Nothing even you can do, or say, will change that.”
“I’ll break up with you if you don’t.”
Draco put the glasses down and nodded blank faced. “Opticians it is.”
Despite the lack of truth behind my words, I flashed my smile in satisfaction and stuck my tongue out, then turned to focus back on my work.
Just as I was on the brink of figuring out the correct wand movement, a leg nudged me under the table. I hummed in reply, writing what might’ve been the answer down.
“What does number eight say?”
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNGKOOK!!!! You’ve become one the most famous pop singers in the world and Army loves you!!!! WE PURPLE YOU 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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keith's like, why's this guy mad at me so early in the day
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there is not one day i go through without thinking of klance and what they could’ve been and it like psychically hurts me to think about them. Like they make me feel a mix of love and heartbreak that a actual person could never make me feel.
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So we just finished watching voltrons final episode. I cried and sobbed. My other friend had her hand over her mouth the whole time and our other friend had a glazed look over his eye. I then, since I was slightly inebriated preceded to crawl onto the floor and scream “FARMER????? HE ENDED UP BEING A FARMER????? NOT EVEN A GOOD FARM. A FARM FILLED WITH JUNIBERRY FLOWERS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE MISERABLE” I then would throughout the night start to cry and just say “Farmer?????” In a very defeated voice.
I also at one point screamed “IMAGINE YOU GO TO CONFESS TO THE GUY YOUVE BEEN GAY AGENDAING AND HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A FARMER WITH A FARM FULL OF HIS EXES FAVORITE FLOWER??? HOW WOILD KEITH DEAL WITH THAT??”
I have since lost all emotion. Life is meaningless. Also hunk rocks he’s overlooked.
#vld lance#vld#vld keith#vld pidge#vld shiro#vld allura#voltron#voltron legendary defender#green paladin#red paladin#blue paladin#klance
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I watched s5e2 and was shocked to find out how bad you guys (I suppose I am now part of you guys) were robbed of black paladin lance
Look at him leadering all over the place
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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
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i know i’m constantly talking about these gay lil space rangers but the fact voltron is in the pride section on netflix irks me like it’s probably supposed to be there because shiro is a canonically gay man - despite the fact they don’t even explore that until season 7 and basically the only scene where it’s actually explored is when it’s confirmed at the end of the show, the last episode of the last season for 6 seconds. sure we got brief interactions with curtis throughout season 8 and the short scene with adam and shiro which was literally just them breaking up. - but i just like to think it’s because klance is canon king
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Can we talk about voltrons comeback??? Like it’s been YEARS since I thought of the show or watched it but then suddenly my friend mentions she’s never seen it before while we’re scrolling Netflix and BOOM something that has been idle in me awakens. And I’m talking about lance and Keith and klance and all this shit and I’m repeating lines from the show and like also other people are too???? Like give us another season Netflix??????? PERCHANCE???
#voltron#vld#lance mcclain#keith kogane#pidge gunderson#takashi shirogane#allura#voltron legendary defender#klance
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is somebody gonna match my freak 👅 (still unhealthily obsessed with voltron in the year 2024)
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