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Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

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ill be honest, im kinda sick of bait-and-switch glue jokes. look, i get it, people can get creative with their textposts, but i think at some point the same punchline is tired. i know that when it comes to beating injokes to death, people on tumblr are no strangers to love. you know the rules, and so do i. a f

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1. Olet nuori aikuinen samanikäisten seurassa.

2. Käännät selän.

3. Kymmenen vuotta kuluu. Nuoremmat kahtoo yhtäkkiä formuloita, teinit käyttää sanoja, joita et ymmärrä ja siun sisaruksilla on perheet. Siulla on liikaa työkaluja, joita et käytä mut samaan aikaan jotenkin ei niitä, joita tartteisit.

4. ?????

5. Jotenkin ei kuitenkaan työpaikkaa oo ilmaantunut.

6. Koet nostalgiaa sanoista metroseksuaali, tenu, ernu, angsti, käsi ja pissis. Häpeät sitä vähän.

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ok very scary halloween story

I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.

And I fucking turn him over

And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.

And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.

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Love Oglaf. 

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200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

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Indie ttrpg designers

We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return

Do I get to roll a d20?

Because I like the d20

That shape pleases me

I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers

I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me

I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me

I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like

Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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Machete sounds like a pious Skeletor in my head. absolutely no wiggle room mentally. mustache twirling, gay-coded purple skeleton man voice with a deeply buried shame and religious trauma. I cannot imagine him with any other voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNz6eHfsESQ&ab_channel=PeacockKids

And just like that, I'll never be able to look at Skeletor the same way again.

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200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,