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why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

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you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

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instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

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how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

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the clique when Heathens plays

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I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

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wlw & hats

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me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

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when you lick the balls and he curse under his breath 

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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My life

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why not both?