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demon boys sleepover except it’s really just wwx stealing fancy booze from hc’s cellar and lbh drunk crying over shizun

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Happy (very late) valentine’s day from mxtx novel’s main couples 😳💕

Also….press F for fanon shizun and binghe

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Quotes from 天官赐福 (1)

- “路好不好走，也许我不能决定，但走不走，却只有我能决定。”

   “I might not be able to decide whether the road is easy or not, but whether I walk it is entirely up to me.”

- “如果不知道你活下去有什么意义，那么就姑且把我当做你活下去的意义，把我当做支撑你活下去的支柱吧。” 

   “If you don’t know the meaning of your life, then make me that meaning, and use me as your reason to live.”

- “为你战死，是我至高无上的荣耀。”

   “To die in this battle for you is my greatest honour.”

- “我永远是你最忠诚的信徒。”

   “I am forever your most devoted believer.”

- “在我看来，重点只有 ‘离开’，不在 ‘一个时辰’。便是一瞬，也是离开。”

   “To me, the point is ‘you left’, not ‘only two hours’. Even for an instant, it’s still separation.”

- “如果喜欢，最后却分开了，只能说明，也就只是喜欢而已。”

   “If he liked her but in the end they separated, then it only shows what they had was only ‘like’.”

- “与人相交，看的是投缘不投缘，相性如何，又不是看身份。我若喜欢你，你便是乞丐我也喜欢你；我若讨厌你，你就是皇帝我也讨厌。”

   “Relationships should depend on chances and whether we’re on the same wavelength, not on identity. If I like you, you can be a beggar and I’ll still like you. If I dislike you, you can be the emperor and I’ll still dislike you.”

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Tian Guan Ci Fu Donghua — Landscape Promotional Art

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rip to the pfp ive had for years

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i'm back again w/ my bullshit. here's the untamed x internet text pt.3💫

part 1 part 2

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we were absolutely ROBBED of the passive aggressive i-dislike-him-deeply-and-will-be-obvious-about-it-but-he’s-technically-family-and-i-guess-i-trust-him-implicitly-or-whatever in-laws relationship between jin zixuan and wei wuxian that we deserved

wei wuxian at a discussion conference: he may be an arrogant, vain, and unappreciative jerk, but jin zixuan is also slightly less awful than the rest of his sect and he has my full support! wwx: *turns and gives jzx an unsubtle grin and thumbs up* jin zixuan: ………………………………………………. thanks, wei wuxian.

wwx and jzx competing over jiang yanli’s attention, or rather:

jzx does something nice for jiang yanli because he loves her and wants to make her happy. to his intense annoyance, as soon as wwx finds out, he makes a big show of getting her something thematically similar but technically grander or more impressive, and then smugly smirking at jzx over jyl’s shoulder.

wwx does something nice for jiang yanli because he loves her and wants to make her happy. when jzx walks into the room, wwx remembers he exists and smirks smugly at him over jyl’s shoulder as if one-upping him was his plan all along.

the first time wwx holds jin ling he bursts into tears and sinks to the floor. jiang cheng walks out of the room immediately, jiang yanli laughs, and jin zixuan stands there surprised and kind of horrified. he reaches out to comfort him until wei wuxian bawls, “a-ling … please don’t grow up as spoiled as your dad ….”

it’s actually wwx who spoils jin ling rotten the most in the end

jin zixuan calls wei wuxian “brother” as a sarcastic jab at one point. he regrets it immediately, when wei wuxian’s head snaps around so fast he’s shocked it didn’t fly off, gives him a maniacal grin, and from that forth on proceeds to loudly and publicly address jin zixuan as his brother at every opportunity. jin zixuan doesn’t hate it.

jiang yanli: i think hanguang-jun may be … fond, of a-xian. jin zixuan: *choking on his tea* oh?? jyl: it would be nice to see a-xian settled down, but we’re all already so busy with our current responsibilities, and i would hate to lose his company further to marriage. jzx: … oh?

thus begins jzx’s plotting to set wei wuxian up with lan wangji that eventually culminates in:

wei wuxian: i noticed you’ve been inviting lan zhan to lanling pretty often lately jin zixuan: *has been carefully arranging lwj’s visits so they coincide with wwx’s* … yes …? wei wuxian: well, i don’t care how handsome you think he is! you can’t have him! for god’s sake, you’re married already to the most incredible woman in the entire world, when will you be sated? isn’t she already enough? jzx:

the thing is: jzx logically knows that wwx is only really saying this shit to rile him up. knowing does not make it any less annoying.

things are a little awkward between jin zixuan and jiang cheng, who has grudgingly accepted his sister’s marriage but still side-eyes jzx occasionally in a way that makes it clear that he believes jzx as undeserving of jyl only slightly less than wwx does. however, jiang cheng quickly becomes the more tolerable of jin zixuan’s in-laws when his habit of immediately trying to throttle wei wuxian whenever he opens his mouth comes to light.

when lwj and wwx finally start getting their shit together, jin zixuan is relieved and gratified to discover jiang cheng and - to his surprise - jiang yanli turning testing gazes onto lwj instead. finally, he will no longer be the only oppressed brother-in-law of the jiang family!

this relief lasts right up until the day jin zixuan insinuates to lwj politely over tea that the swords of lanling jin would be quite willing to avenge wei wuxian’s tears if he ever has them, and jzs realizes with abrupt and sudden horror that - oh no. he’s become the overprotective sibling.

wwx: that stupid peacock of a brother of mine is so annoying! always getting in my business and sending me tired looks at discussion conferences and saying “could you please be a little less obnoxious wei wuxian, or for the love of all that is good i will lock myself in my room and scream into my pillow for thirty minutes straight”! who does he think he is, jiang cheng? lwj: you like him wwx: *angrily* maybe so!

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lan wangji invented romance

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‘The Untamed’ behind the scene

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The children when Lan Wangji’s away:

ok but listen I can explain

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I've seen six episodes of The Untamed and so far it really is like

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Wangji:

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sometimes, you appear

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Ep.29 & 45: A-Yuan with his fathers at the Burial Mounds

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The Untamed + text posts part 4

(part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 5)