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Being in your late 20s is funny as fuck dude like yeah im gonna for sure do drugs this weekend & get rowdy but on monday I'm gonna go get a library card & I'm equally excited about both things.
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My husband & I got a family tree thing to fill out & submit to a company for some reason(not exactly sure what they do with it??) From a relative of his step dad (who ditched his family & underage child & got remarried very fast & was really shitty & sketchy about it long story) & it's sad but hilarious cause they obviously forgot his bio dad was estranged (27 years)& died this year & my bio dad is also estranged (21 years), I dont even know if hes still kickin, so we have no way to get the info to fill it out. Like our moms dont even have the info or contacts to get the info. How do we tell them cause I know for sure they're gonna ask about it ??
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V excited to say whatever I want on here without my mom getting all worked up & trying to lecture me LOL I'm 27 years old & i cant tweet about half the stuff I want to bc I dont wanna have to justify myself
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sorry guys knitting club is cancelled I've been transformed into a terrible beast and I'm going to eat the king.
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Scream, explain? You do it ‘til you’re trained My voice is like my horoscope I’m Scorpio, I’m strange I tried to tame my brain I admit it was in vain I let it go, it flows It knows I cannot do a thing I got grips and I got stocks I got barrels with an ox Now I’m cold enough, I can’t be angered All this writing on my walls Built them up to break my fall Now I’m cold enough, I can’t be angered
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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
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*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me
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sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl
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the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there
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