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WHY THE FUCK IS THE AQUAFAMILY 22%???? THEY ARE LEGIT ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST FAMILIES ON HERE??? TIME TO FIST-FIGHT SOME PEOPLE!!!!

I wanna see something

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does...does Bart knows Thad is a human statue? I don't think he does? How do you think he'd react? Like on the one hand this guy killed him...on the other people deserve second chances (or 400)

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everytime I listen to family line by coana gray all I can think about are the core four

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Headcanon that Tim starts taking better care of himself after losing his spleen. He takes his antibiotics religiously, actively avoids injuries in the field, stays home when he is sick, sleeps at least 6 hours and has a healthy diet, listens to and obeys Alfred and Leslie when they tell him he needs to rest or not patrol. Tim is so good about keeping himself healthy that when he ran the statistics, he realized he was more efficient, made less mistakes in the field, and patrolled more because he didn't have to take time off to heal (it also meant Alfred scolding him less).

Surprisingly, Damian is the first one to notice Tim's sudden change in behaviour, and he is also the first and only one to follow Tim in his steps. The two of them team up several times in the field because they cannot deal with the others' recklessness.

As a matter of fact, Tim blew up in Bruce's face once when Batman almost drown in Gotham Harbor (What the fuck, Bruce? Sit. Did I or did I not tell you to move? "Oh, we have to save the Joker!" Just let him choke, you delusional—). Bruce did not drown, but he did get pneumonia and neither of his younger children let him live it down for a month. He almost cried. Alfred was very supportive of the kids' campaign.

Damian constantly side eyes Dick and Jason, and makes pointed comments about their habits. He would pinpoint how exactly Nightwing could have avoided being stabbed, and throw out every single beer can in Jason's fridge whenever he catches Red Hood slipping.

The worst part? It doesn't stop in Gotham. Red Robin and Robin bring it to the entire superhero community. It's a problem.

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In which a scheduling mishap causes the entire justice league to go undercover at the same 80s themed gay bar

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Sending the ace-ification beam directly at my blorbos…..... they’re all ace because I am and I said so

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with the new john mulaney special out i just want everyone to know that it's not because of his divorce that i refuse to watch it. honestly, i think how the internet handled that was weird. it was a personal romantic relationship that we didn't have all the information on, and as someone who had an addiction problem i'm not going to judge him for making (what looks like to us) a bad decision right after he got out of rehab, and if you would i think you need to look inside yourself as to why you think that's okay. i'm not saying i loved watching that, but i think we need to have grace for people in difficult situations and i normally would want to hear his side, perhaps even through a comedy special!

why i refuse to watch the new special or engage with his content is he openly and happily platformed a transphobe right after he started getting heat for being openly transphobic. i'm not letting that go.

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She's the artist for my comic :)

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Is this a problem?

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My English teacher is a letter for comics! (darkhorse starwars is his main work) and he gave us a pirating comics website on the first day of comic book club! he legit said: They don't pay the comics workers enough to care and it's super easy so just pirate. that was the beginning of my rebellious phase

I hate comics pirating discourse because it inevitably always comes down to writers/artists being understandably upset they're not getting paid but choosing to invent imaginary people to get mad at instead of getting angry at their bosses for refusing to pay them and be competent at their job of running a functional publishing company

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Syringe : You’re a loose cannon, QWERTY. QWERTY: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Phantom : I think you play by your own rules. Soundwave: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Syringe : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. QWERTY: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. 72 is a loose cannon. 72 (all): smashes a chair Aah! You shut your trap, QWERTY! Soundwave: I’d say 72’s (*namly sun*) more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Phantom : Now I’m just confused. Is QWERTY a loose cannon or not? Syringe : All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. QWERTY: groans 72(all): Aw, man.

The Squad: walking at the mall 72: Hey, have any of you guys seen Phantom ? They’ve been gone for a while.. QWERTY: Eh, nope. Syringe : No, I haven’t… Soundwave: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Phantom : Hey. 72: Ooh, there you are- QWERTY: What the fu- Soundwave: I- where were you?! Phantom : Walking right behind you guys.

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Syringe : You know what I learned from my friendship with QWERTY? Soundwave: There’s no such thing as too mean? Phantom : Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? 72(Peaches): Always hold a grudge?

The Squad: walking at the mall 72: Hey, have any of you guys seen Phantom ? They’ve been gone for a while.. QWERTY: Eh, nope. Syringe : No, I haven’t… Soundwave: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Phantom : Hey. 72: Ooh, there you are- QWERTY: What the fu- Soundwave: I- where were you?! Phantom : Walking right behind you guys.

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72 (Sonny): If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? QWERTY: Schrödinger's boys. Phantom : F***! Syringe : What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Soundwave: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Soundwave: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. 72 (sonny): … QWERTY: … Phantom : … Syringe : … Soundwave: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

The Squad: walking at the mall 72: Hey, have any of you guys seen Phantom ? They’ve been gone for a while.. QWERTY: Eh, nope. Syringe : No, I haven’t… Soundwave: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Phantom : Hey. 72: Ooh, there you are- QWERTY: What the fu- Soundwave: I- where were you?! Phantom : Walking right behind you guys.

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Soundwave: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? QWERTY (one of 2 members with braincells): Maybe a bit tipsy? Phantom : I don't drink it's not Sattvic Syringe (hasn't stopped taking commissions): Wasted. 72 (sun): Dead.

The Squad: walking at the mall 72: Hey, have any of you guys seen Phantom ? They’ve been gone for a while.. QWERTY: Eh, nope. Syringe : No, I haven’t… Soundwave: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Phantom : Hey. 72: Ooh, there you are- QWERTY: What the fu- Soundwave: I- where were you?! Phantom : Walking right behind you guys.