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can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner

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“I inherited my moms anger” “i inherited my dads coldness” well i inherited my grandmas spooky glowing red skull amulet and my towns has seen nothing but locusts swarms and floods since

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heartbreaking: local thing has to leave the house even though it is so tired and sleepy and full of joint pain

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“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!

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My kid sister is trying to make octopus mechs a thing. I believe in her.

Mad Scientist Seeking Funding for Mech Octopus

Dear CIA/other Alphabet Mafias, this is my informal proposal for funds to create a Mech suit for Octopus.

I have already done incredible research in the field and understand potential needs for maintenancing octopus. To start I am requesting $1000 for the first phase. The first phase deliverable shall be a proof of concept system in which an octopus shall play with a manipulatable controller in order to play a gaming system.

This shall be posted on a social media platform with an associated crowd fund account to raise funds for Phase II.

Phase II of the octonaut program shall include an above ground unit complete with octopus. This unit may not be operational with octopus in situ until Phase III. Intended overall applicable applications include using Octopus for further lunar exploration and other purposes to be as described later.

Please advise of your questions, comments, or concerns.

Please fund the Octonauts!

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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