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lil matt damon SNAPPED

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dating is supposed to be empowering. it’s supposed to make you feel good. it should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together. it’s supposed to make you feel good and add joy and fun to your life

if talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person isn’t like that, it’s probably a waste of time

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Not-so-friendly reminder that Rapunzel is not a weak female character but a victim of 18 years of systematic emotional abuse who ultimately learns to stand up for herself but is still very much haunted by the profound impact of the aforementioned abuse and if you still think she’s just another cookie cutter princess and not a strong woman for having to endure the effects of said abuse and learning to live her own life despite the aftermath of Gothel’s treatment of her then you can get the hell out of my living room

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College: Um you owe us money

Me:

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some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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personally i love walking around target and dissociating

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Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

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darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

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when you hear the correct pronunciation of the characters name for the first time

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disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

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by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”

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