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[plsaubrey]

I am hungry, actually. Are you -- is this an invitation? I'm happy you got your chicken.

Not on the inside of any person’s body, they don’t. So, you were thinking about the dick?

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Not on the inside of any person's body, they don't. So, you were thinking about the dick?

I’m not completely sure that I would like to find out. Uh — is that on the menu?

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I'm not completely sure that I would like to find out. Uh -- is that on the menu?

How can you — ? I think you are confused, Amani. You bleed blood. What did you order?

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How can you -- ? I think you are confused, Amani. You bleed blood. What did you order?

What happened? Do you not like KFC?

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What happened? Do you not like KFC?

I had the most horrifying experience in the KFC drive=thru today.

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petplay but im going to act like an asshole cat and knock everything off of your shelves merry christmas

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I'm sorry? What does that mean?

Choking on water is my least favorite. Like, you’re choking? And you want to drink more of the water, but you can’t? Terrible.

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Choking on water is my least favorite. Like, you're choking? And you want to drink more of the water, but you can't? Terrible.

On — on what? Are you okay?

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On -- on what? Are you okay?

I just choked so bad I saw stars.

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Was I meant to say that I don't think you're cute?

Wrong answer.

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I would like that. Physical humor? Like -- like exercise? I watch a lot of programs on Netflix, lately, because reading English subtitles is easier than understanding it out loud, sometimes. Maybe you should talk slower with her, yes? Or not use the hip lingo.

You’re too kind, Aubs. We have to watch Broad City together some time. You might not get a lot of their references but their physical humor is just as good. It’s probably my newest favorite show. English is one of the hardest languages to learn, I get it. Sometimes my mom still doesn’t understand half the shit I’m saying and she was born here. 

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Much. A lot. Super duper dang cute.

How dang cute?

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You've always seemed hip to me. Though, your definition of hip and my definition could be different from each other. Oh, I like Frank Ocean! I do not know of this Broad City. It's a television program, yes? Got it. English is more memorization than inferring, I've found -- nothing makes very much sense.

You have to help me catch on to the other hip lingos, though. You’re very welcome! I am beginning to get the feeling that I may have misinterpreted ‘expense’, there.

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It is weird, isn't it? I never thought I would ever get to meet you -- you've always been, like, very far away. Even in my head. I'm two doors down from you! Two-hundred-and-one. Coffee would be nice, yes. I have the -- the plane tiredness. What do you call it?