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B99 stuff for this disaster spider. I was playing the ps4 game and couldn’t help but think of this when the idiot was swinging to fights with 14 broken bones.

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me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

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Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

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when he nut in your mouth for the first time

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I always knew you weren’t the type to pick up a newspaper, Torchie 

I finally did the thing

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do u ever wonder if 99% of ur followers are either bots or super inactive blogs bc ya boy has a few thousand + nobody is sending asks or talkin to me so……. to the maybe 10 or 11 followers reading this, i love u

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They’re trying to shine the light on it for the non-comic reading fans, now we wait

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES EXCELLENT 

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MCU Spider-Man: Hi, I’m Peter.

Comic Johnny Storm, who has spent 15+ years of his friendship with Spider-Man not knowing what to call him except ‘Spidey’ and other nicknames, and had his memory of Spider-Man’s identity erased by Spider-Man shortly after figuring it out, which only happened because they had to take out a villain together at the school Peter was teaching, @ Comic Spider-Man:

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A kiss on the threshold :’) 

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It keeps!! The tea!! Warm!

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petition for marvel to leave peter parker alone for once in his goddamn life 2k19

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Reasons why Mysterio could potentially become one of the Peter Parker’s most hated villains:

1) Most likely is controlling the Elementals in an attempt to make himself look like the hero. Which means he put Peter’s friends, namely Ned and MJ, in danger just to make him look good.

2) Taking advantage of Peter’s emotional state after recently losing Tony Stark by becoming Pete’s new “father figure”. 

3) Being a master of illusions, we could get some emotionally-crippling illusions from Mysterio that could send Peter over the edge. Apparently, there is a scene in Far From Home that Tom Holland thought was too dark and people are speculating that it’s Mysterio using a Tony Stark illusion to toy with Pete.

4) From the comics, Quentin Beck is extremely vain and always wants to be the center of attention. If Mysterio is putting Pete’s friends in danger and messing with Peter emotionally JUST so he can get the fame for being a superhero, you can imagine how furious Peter will be at him. 

4a) Remember, Peter spent all of Civil War and Homecoming wanting to be an Avenger, not for the fame but because he wanted to protect the world. Also remember, Peter was disappointed in himself when he almost used his Spider-Man identity to gain popularity points at Liz Allan’s house party. Peter is going to be livid when he finds out that Mysterio is just in it for the fame.

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this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

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kids and teens these days are so fucking funny. they’re so much funnier than any group of teens/kids before them

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War of the Realms Strikeforce: The Land of Giants #1 (2019)

written by Tom Taylor art by Jorge Molina, Adriano Di Benedetto, & David Curiel

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War of the Realms Strikeforce: The Land of Giants #1 (2019)

written by Tom Taylor art by Jorge Molina, Adriano Di Benedetto, & David Curiel

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nick fury: *interrupts peter’s vacation for work*

tony stark in the afterlife who has been trying to get the kid to take a break for as long as he’s known him: