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meow

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I saw mitski and concert and I think I need a couple years off from life.

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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happy caesar salad day

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

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this is how the gun commander talked about shadow in shadow the hedgehog

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PRINCESS DIARIES/FIRST DAUGHTER AU (W/ A TWIST)

Spider, who grew up in the city of Pandora with his mom, Paz.

He spent most of his days with his best friend, Lo’ak and his siblings at their apartment. Skateboarding, ditching gym, avoiding the popular kids and drinking their body weight in coffee.

His mom is an artist and they live in an apartment a few blocks down from his friends.

It’s not perfect; they don’t have a lot of extra money to go around, the water pressure is shot, and the piercing he let Lo’ak give him two weeks ago is infected as hell. But, it’s a good life.

Until his father shows up.

The King of Genovia, famous for his heavy military force and trying to start a war against the United States over a decade before, allied with the large country with a name so long it was known worldwide as simply RDA. The small country was controversial for more than one reason, but the King, Miles Quaritch, was making attempts to secure his rule.

That’s where Spider came into the picture.

Spider, with his long, always-messy hair and crooked smile. Spider, who went by a nickname earned in kindergarten and got mostly B’s in school. Spider, plain old Spider.

Spider, the Prince of Genovia.

I'll probably make another part, but I haven't watched Princess Diaries in a hot second, so I'll be back after rewatching 1 and 2.

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if being bad at hiding the fact that you're stalking someone's account was a competition, i'd be the winner.

i'll be scrolling years into someone's feed and see something they reblogged and immediately reblog it myself. it's so funny too me. i have an irresistible urge to reblog cat pictures.

like, if i'm stalking your account, you're gonna know.

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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

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REAL OMG REALLLL

how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

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Issued minutes ago.

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"The prime ministers of Canada, Australia and New Zealand have issued a joint statement saying a

"humanitarian ceasefire is urgently needed" in Gaza and that they are "gravely concerned" about looming Israeli military operations in Rafah.

"A military operation into Rafah would be catastrophic.

About 1.5 million Palestinians are taking refuge in the area, including many of our citizens and their families," the statement reads.

"With the humanitarian situation in Gaza already dire, the impacts on Palestinian civilians from an expanded military operation would be devastating. We urge the Israeli government not to go down this path."

The statement - cosigned by Prime Ministers Anthony Albanese, Justin Trudeau and Christopher Luxon - also said that Israel "must listen to its friends and it must listen to the international community" and that Palestinian civilians can't be made to "pay the price of defeating Hamas""

ONLY TOOK 130 DAY

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what studying literature feels like

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Crop top that says “Judas Iscariot apologist” in sparkly letters

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I sometimes miss my depression. I know I shouldn’t. I was sick. Really sick. But it was so real, and now it all feels so fake.

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Stumbled on this blog of a London-based human right's observer's trip to the West Bank in 2013. While there she was attacked by settlers who threw a bucket of bleach at her group, witnessed Israeli soldiers detaining and harassing Palestinian children, and talked to a 13 year old who was detained for 10 days and beaten after his house was raided at 3am. This was 10 years ago. It's only gotten worse since then.

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Israel has ethnically cleansed all of Northern Gaza. Not a soul remains there, everyone is either dead or displaced.

Northern Gaza’s population was over 70% Women and Children.

Absolutely nothing justifies this, NOTHING.