I’m really nice but I will not tolerate your astrology bullshit
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i think this was funnier in my head
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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
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Julian referencing The Confuser™
"Julian, 48 (...) is looking forward to seeing his friend banter with Sandi, who is also the host of QI.
He said: “What if there is real sexual chemistry between them?
“I know she’s gay but he’s all over the shop. He’s a different sex.”"
(The Mirror, 2017)
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Ooohhhhh myy gooooddddd
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER 1940, dir. Ernst Lubitsch
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From 'Thor' to 'What We Do in the Shadows': Taika Waititi Shares Memories from His Career
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) — dir. Victor Fleming
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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
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Greg Davies was interviewed by Far Out this week and talked about being a host versus being a teacher! Link
Greg: “I would be specific to Buzzcocks and say being in charge of the specific comics I know on that show and a group of musicians is, by far, much harder than dealing with a classroom of kids. You’ve got punitive measures with children. I’m not allowed to ring Noel Fielding’s mum and dad. Although, I’ve often thought about doing so.”
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Fanart of Tim Laughlin by teosketches
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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