pleasejustletmebeanonymous

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

There’s satire, and then there’s whatever this is. You need prayer, therapy, and probably a restraining order from God.

People said David was insane too.

They said Noah was dramatic.

They said Elijah was annoying.

And now? they’re in the Bible. Maybe think about that before you speak to a future parable.

Also idk if you’ve READ the Bible recently but God literally used a donkey to speak truth (Numbers 22:28).

So if He can use a donkey, He can use a girl with Joker brainrot and a wifi connection.

And as Jesus said in John 3:16: “he who believeth in Me shall not perish, but may post about the Joker daily.”

(that’s not the full quote but it’s the vibe.)

So no, I don’t need a restraining order from God.

I need a camera crew, because the arc is happening and you’re all witnessing it in real time.

get on board or get left behind

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Another ship chart thing I decided to do yesterday but only just sat down to do

i was tempted to just do flintley or perciver but ended up convincing myself to just do both on one sheet

but anyway it was fun even though thinking is so hard lol

this chart was made by junnieevee

i think stuff like this is fun if anyone else decides to do a Percy based one id love to see it and compare!

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Flintwood academic and athletic rivals <33

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Percy: Are you seriously arguing with me in a restaurant? In a public place so I won't make a scene? You think I won't make a scene?

Marcus: Oh I know you'll make a scene.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Sirius and Regulus are like 'I would kill for you. stay the fuck away from me. no one can even breathe wrong in your direction without facing consequences. you are the worst person i have ever met. i cant imagine a world without you. you remind me of everything bad in our family. being away from you is a fate worse than death. i hate you so much. i would sooner set myself on fire than let anything bad happen to you.'

they'll hide a body for each other, no questions asked

but they can't stand each other

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

*At Christmas, when Oliver comes to Percy & Marcus' house to visit*

Percy, grinning widely: How great is this? My favorite person in the world and my husband.

Marcus:

Marcus: I want a divorce.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Incorrect Harry Potter quote

Oliver: Win this one for Gryffindor!

Harry: FOR GRYFFINDOR!

Marcus: Win this one because I told you to!

Draco: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

marcus flint

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Jegulus isn’t the mlm Dorlene. Flintwood is.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

And now memes:

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Percy: *yawns* Oliver: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Percy: Then you must be exhausted. Marcus: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

we all know who his crush is 🤨

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Marcus: I will now torture you.

Percy: Kinky.

Marcus: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Percy: Wait…

Marcus: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Percy: No. Stop.

Marcus: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Percy: I need a safeword!

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Molly: you are not good enough for my son.

Marcus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Molly: excuse me?

Marcus: you heard me.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

Oliver: What should we get Percy for his birthday?

Marcus: Therapy.

[pleasejustletmebeanonymous]

has someone done this before