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i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
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To my fellow American Citizens
The answer to despair is action!
Please read:
Reblogs help reach more people, if you cannot help for whatever reason you can still reblog and that makes all the difference!
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YOU CAN CONTACT THE WHITE HOUSE DIRECTLY:
Go to this website https://t.co/nhEejuzfG3
Submit directly to the president
Click the first option, select your reasoning as election security
State these pieces of information in a paragraph:
32 fake Bomb Threats were called into democratic leading poll places, rendering polls to be closed for at least an hour
A lot of people reporting their ballots weren't counted for various reasons that are not very sound seeming. (Signature invalidation, information that vote counter could not have had)
This all occurred in swing states. (PA, Nevada, Georgia, ETC.)
This is all too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting of foul play.
Directly state that an investigation for tampering/interference/fraud is required, not just a recount.
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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM
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I still can't believe that Tommy "Karate" Pitera, the mafia boss who was also a karate champion and who killed people by doing karate on them, was a real person. That's not a combination of traits a real guy has. That is a Metal Gear character. That is Chuck Norris playing the heel in a Bruce Lee movie. But no, there was a time not that long ago when people on the mean streets of Brooklyn might whisper "Hey, watch out for Tommy Karate, he'll kill you with his bare hands" with the gravest seriousness.
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Ha a lélek vándorlásában hiszünk, el kell fogadnunk hogy ha zenészek voltunk, zenészek maradunk akkor is, ha négy lábbal újraszületünk..
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Things baked into Terry Pratchett books that I didn't realise at first but very much needed and benefited from:
Being unpleasant, weird, socially difficult, off-putting, uncomfortable to be around, annoying, obnoxious, etc does not equal being a bad person
And it definitely doesn't mean others don't have a duty of baseline care about you
They don't have to like you but there is a baseline "we live in a society and I care about what happens to the people around me" type of duty that you are owed
They can think you're unpleasant to be around and even stupid and cringe in your presence but there is a duty of care to your existence
And if you are doing bad things you can stop
There are always chances to think about your actions and why you're doing them and if you really believe it's the right thing
There is always an option to stop
And some people do
And some people don't
But if people do that doesn't mean they aren't still maybe unpleasant to be around or awkward or uncomfortable
The "bad guys" in Terry Pratchett tend to
1. Believe they are in the right
2. Never question that belief
3. Have multiple opportunities to not be doing what they are doing but fully commit
4. May have points that at least feel reasonable on a surface level if you don't think about them too deeply
5. Face consequences of their own actions. Which includes the protagonist having to slap them down. If they didn't put the stuff in motion and refuse to back down they wouldn't be getting slapped
They aren't cartoon baddies they are really realised characters with convictions that they believe in and truly tend to believe their actions are the best thing to be doing. That they are doing what others should have already done
But in Terry Pratchett what makes you on the wrong side of the narrative is not your personality or your looks or how sociable you are
It's your continuing actions that define you AND your unwillingness to change
And I think I very much needed that reinforced in my life
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So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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is anyone else disgusted by the enormity of their desire or is it just me & richard siken
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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
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PSL is a cult?!?!?!?
oh yes
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Twitch is gonna start kinda censoring queer people and it would be really helpful if you could read the next few sentences and then also go to a link and click the word vote.
They're implementing a new rule where if you discuss "sensitive social issues" at all you have to flag your streams as such, these issues include things like war and political unrest but also any lgbtq topics (once again our existence is political).
Essentially a streamer will have to choose between never ever mentioning anything queer (or even just discussing their own life if they're queer themselves) or flagging every stream with "sensitive social issues" and scaring away 90% of viewers.
If you have a twitch account you can go here and log in and click vote. They do listen. Please vote.
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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets
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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.
#talked myself out of pizza the other day because there was a different day I knew I would also want pizza and I could not justify 2 pizzas#in the same week#but god damn did I whine and cry and scream within the confines of my own head
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One time I saw a piece of art that looked like this I think based off of those videos where a guy walks around the Everglades and grabs whatever animals he finds. Does ANYONE have the art I am talking about I KNOW I did not HALLUCINATE it.
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