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went to the gender store but they gave me a fucking knock-off. im a waman now or some dumb shit. how to file a complaint with the ftc

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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

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Teddy Bears' Spring Picnic

Watercolor On Black Cotton Paper

2023, 22" x 30"

Yellow Primroses, Bear’s Ear, Primula auricula

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Off topic but if anyone has the means, please donate to my GoFundMe. I am currently homeless and living in a old, breaking down car that won't make it another year.

If anyone can help, it would mean the world to me and my husband

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Off topic but if anyone has the means, please donate to my GoFundMe. I am currently homeless and living in a old, breaking down car that won't make it another year.

If anyone can help, it would mean the world to me and my husband

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Due to my in laws fucking me over sideways, Im posting this. My mother in law passed, we got kicked out of her house, fucked out of our inheritance and were made to live in a breaking down car with no hope of getting her car like we were supposed to. All because my husband was never formally adopted by her and the family never liked him. If anyone has the means, a small donation would mean the world to the both of us. It would help us both get into a house and get a new car. It's incredible how nasty these people have been since her death and how much shit we've gone through and will continue to go through.

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"Why do you always wear sunglasses?"

Oh, my eyes are always red.

"So you smoke a lot?"

Nah cause I'm always fucking crying

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*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

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On the second thought, have a Wooloo w/o fluff as well.

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“When you had too much fun at the beach”

(Source)

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honestly guys i cant recommend books enough. like imagine if posts were much longer and also good

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