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hannibal in season 2

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I’ve never seen Hannibal but I think the plot is “what if your therapist ate people and also wanted to fuck u” Or something 

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Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I'm going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.

How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox

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hannibal is so goddam funny imagine telling your therapist that you’re experiencing violent urges towards others and they’re like “god feels powerful when he kills people” or some shit

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is death stranding just a mads mikkelsen dating sim

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if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

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I have never watch or read any of the Moomin media but why does that little one with the bun look like they’re up to no good

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What tHe FUCK DOES THIS MEAN???

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avengers end game spoiler

thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays

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u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh miku baaallll

HUYUUU

Vocal Bouce.

Vocal Bouce.

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petco is pushing their employees to download a new social media app that’s like facebook but for the entire company so it like connects u to other workers all over the country

it’s like SUPPOSED to be like all work related stuff but I joined a shitposting group on there and an lgbt group and even got roped into joining a dnd campaign so I’ve just been relaxing laughing at very niche petco worker memes all night