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eagles fan???

this goes beyond teams. whoever beats the chiefs will gain the anointment of god

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for you and your warped reflection

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when i say i got that dog in me this is the dog i’m talking about

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im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually

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Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

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for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

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reblog to headbutt previous blog like a kittie cat 🐾 miauw mau meow

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

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holy paladins of philadelphia smite down these diabolical kansas city evildoers

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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tough times for the mcelroys

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that