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Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Fucking pains me when i go outside and see homeless ppl and like, not only they dont have a home for themselves but like they feel the need to explain themselves and be like "please i wont use the money for booze"

I'm like, i dont care, ive been homeless too, i know how it is, and i got no business being like "oh yeah i will help you but only if i agree with how you use the money i gave you"

I hate, hate, hate living in a society where the ruling class has deemed normal to have people sleeping and dying outside and made them feel less than human to the point they have to justify themselves

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I saw a CRAZY fucking good Hamlet production over the weekend and I am going insane forever and ever. in case anyone was wondering

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chilchuck is the most powerful character in the manga just for this

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All sex is selfcest because there is no dualism in this world. Everything is one. Form is emptiness and emptiness is form.

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I can’t stop watching it.

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rohlíkless behavior

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today in tumblr history tma fans discovered what happens when you try to claim your beleaguered archivist is the most hard-done-by man in podcasting: a legion of weird, gaunt eskew fans come crawling spiderlike out of the vents and peer at you with their haunted eyes as they whisper "david lived in his own walls once because a package was too intimidating. i'll eat you. i swear i'll fucking eat you"

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biology of a stapler

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When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

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Na Čumblru je nejkrásnější, že vždycky poznám kdo je zrovna ve kterém fandomu

Protože Čumblr je jako malá vesnice kde se všichni znají..

Například @teplejtrouba se právě dodíval na Good Omens (nevím po kolikáté)

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Víte proč nemám ráda nové pohádky?

Mají moc pixelů.

Ne ale beze srandy. Já jsem tak zvyklá na tu wacky grafiku pohádek z padesátých, šedesátých a sedmdesátých let že mě čistý obraz u pohádky vždycky rozhodí

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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court

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Merry Christmas from Krtek!