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what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

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the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

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Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him

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a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

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shower beer but its a coke zero instead

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queen what does this even mean

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why is it. not doing anything

its no good. its no good. you dont sweep the dishes its no good.

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Great Diving Beetle (Dytiscus marginalis), male, family Dytiscidae, Czeck Republic

photograph by Jan Hamrsky

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character