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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

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Opening Ceremony

“Oooooh!” —The crowd “Aaaaaaaaah!” —Also the crowd

Artist: Greg Bobrowski TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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i keep losing this video and now im posting it so i can find it whenever

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reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

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*completely fucking speechless*

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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.

The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:

“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”

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Gimme a tarot reading pls

SHITS FUCKED !!!!!!!

SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!

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WAIT PHIL IS SO RIGHT THE DIAMONDS IN THE MINECRAFT MOVIE DO LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING CRYSTAL METH IM DYING

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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pack it the fuck up everyone this tweet was made unironically

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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"make me IRRESISTABLE to gays"

(instantly gains 70 pounds)