pkmnrangerkaita

[pkmnrangerkaita]

IM NOT YOUR KAITA.

losing my shit. How LONG did I think you were my Blake???

Well I still. Care about you so I’m still going to bother you like you’re my Blake, anyway??

HEY FUN QUESTIONS

1. Not gonna ask if you’re okay cause you’re clearly not, just gonna ask: love you, do you need anything??

2.WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN GALAR??!??

-pkmnrangerkaita

1. no I’m fine some friends came over and brought pizza and one’s brushing my hair

2. KAITA I’VE BEEN IN UNOVA FOR MONTHS NOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[pkmnrangerkaita]

me when i find out about time

LISTEN HERE-

[pkmnrangerkaita]

THREE YEARS AGO you were a BABY. You weren’t even old enough to do the league challenge?? What are you-

Oh shit. OH SHIT

HEY FUN QUESTIONS

1. Not gonna ask if you’re okay cause you’re clearly not, just gonna ask: love you, do you need anything??

2.WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN GALAR??!??

-pkmnrangerkaita

1. no I’m fine some friends came over and brought pizza and one’s brushing my hair

2. KAITA I’VE BEEN IN UNOVA FOR MONTHS NOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[pkmnrangerkaita]

Okay, I’m glad your friends are helping you. I’m here if you need anything.

Also, been reading more of your blog. What…. I thought you were in Galar taking on the gym challenge????? You texted me about it yesterday?

Also, WHEN DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR PINK??? I mean I love it but like. WHEN

HEY FUN QUESTIONS

1. Not gonna ask if you’re okay cause you’re clearly not, just gonna ask: love you, do you need anything??

2.WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN GALAR??!??

-pkmnrangerkaita

1. no I’m fine some friends came over and brought pizza and one’s brushing my hair

2. KAITA I’VE BEEN IN UNOVA FOR MONTHS NOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[pkmnrangerkaita]

You receive a package, it's a jar about the size of a large pickle jar, inside is a red liquid, in which floats red orbs about the size of a golfball. Tied to the jar is a note.

"Howdy there, hope this finds you well. I figured I would share a taste of the Ohrken region with some of my fellow bloggers. These are a berry native to Ohrken called Cran Berries. These ones have been pickled so they may be a bit tart. Stay safe out there."

-- Ranger Sveppir

Oh, thank you so much! As of right now I haven’t visited many regions outside of Johto and Almia, so this is a real treat! I appreciate it a ton!!

[pkmnrangerkaita]

WHY ARE YOU IN THE NEWS

OKAY I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.

My commander got captured, I rescued him. And then like the cowards they are, Team Dim Sun abandoned a sinking ship full of Pokemon out at sea. And I couldn’t let the Pokemon DIE, so I just??? I don’t know, saved the ship?? Anyone would have done it.

[pkmnrangerkaita]

New header image!!

[pkmnrangerkaita]

((OOC POST :BLOG RESTART

Hello, everyone! I just want to say that for the last and FINAL time, I’m restarting this blog. I think I’ve finally got Kaita’s story figured out, and I can’t wait to share it!

Anything that is posted before this post can be considered non-canon. Anything after this will be canon. I’ve made a few changes to her bio and intro post as well. New trainer card coming soon.

To begin, Kaita will be starting at about halfway through the plot of the Ranger Game Shadows of Almia. She’s just an area Ranger, but that miiight be about to change! Also, she currently has no Pokemon as her partner. Feel free to give her shit about this.

Please feel free to ask any questions. I love when y’all bother her.

Thanks for reading! -Mod K))

[pkmnrangerkaita]

girls who look like boys my beloved

[pkmnrangerkaita]

[Blog Update: I’m going to be counting all of the Reborn stuff from before as an AU, now. Which means this blog is basically starting from scratch! Fun times :) ]

-Mod K

[pkmnrangerkaita]

what. what’s wrong with ME????????

HEY POT. MEET KETTLE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARGUING WITH HIM NOW YOU’RE KISSING HIM?!?!???????

-pkmnrngerkaita

IYS CONPLICATED ITS COMPLIVATED OK I HSVE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT BACKWSRDS WEEK KAITA YUO DONT EVEN ONOW

[pkmnrangerkaita]

SO YOU DECIDED TO MANSPLAIN MANIPULATE MANWHORE YOUR WAY OUT IT?!?!?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARGUING WITH HIM NOW YOU’RE KISSING HIM?!?!???????

-pkmnrngerkaita

IYS CONPLICATED ITS COMPLIVATED OK I HSVE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT BACKWSRDS WEEK KAITA YUO DONT EVEN ONOW

[pkmnrangerkaita]

BLAKE WHAT THE FUCK

[pkmnrangerkaita]

I, uh…. Some things happened. So she has to live far away from me for a while. But we’ll be back together someday, so don’t worry!

Oh, and I live in a region called Almia! It’s where a lot of Pokemon rangers train!!

OH MY GOSH YOURE A BABY AGAIN UHHHHH?????

Hi friend. I’m your sister Kaita but a little bit bigger! Does, uh, grass talk? Also, how long are you going to be a baby??

-pkmnrangerkaita

what

your not my sister my sister is back at nanas house

and um no grass just makes pokemon sounds. also im not a baby im a big kid

[pkmnrangerkaita]

….oh. Um.

Y-yes. Ember is a big tyflosion now. But she uh…she lives far away. S-somewhere else.

OH MY GOSH YOURE A BABY AGAIN UHHHHH?????

Hi friend. I’m your sister Kaita but a little bit bigger! Does, uh, grass talk? Also, how long are you going to be a baby??

-pkmnrangerkaita

what

your not my sister my sister is back at nanas house

and um no grass just makes pokemon sounds. also im not a baby im a big kid

[pkmnrangerkaita]

….right. Well actually, I’m your sister but from the future! Kinda cool, right? Sorry for calling you a baby, you’re definitely a big kid.

What’s your favorite pokemon?

OH MY GOSH YOURE A BABY AGAIN UHHHHH?????

Hi friend. I’m your sister Kaita but a little bit bigger! Does, uh, grass talk? Also, how long are you going to be a baby??

-pkmnrangerkaita

what

your not my sister my sister is back at nanas house

and um no grass just makes pokemon sounds. also im not a baby im a big kid

[pkmnrangerkaita]

((NEW BLOG ALERT!

I have a new Pokemon RP blog @finnthetwin !!

He’s a reserved and shy little guy who has a chaotic twin sister @frank1ebeanz , who is run by @scrappyscales . They’re currently taking on the Borrius region as we play through Pokemon Unbound! No spoilers please.

Anyway, it should be a lot of fun. Have a great day!))