pjonhooquotes

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Guinea pigs are much more convenient!

Percy Jackson - Sea of monsters, Rick Riordan

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She loaded us into the back of a Vegas taxi as if we actually had money, and told the driver, 'Los Angeles, please.'

Percy Jackson And the Lightning Thief

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'You drool when you sleep'

Percy Jackson And the Lightning Thief

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But I don't like paintball

Percy Jackson (and the) Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan

[pjonhooquotes]

The new guy had dark hair cut Superman style, a deep tan, and teeth so white they should have come with a warning label: do not stare directly at teeth

Heroes of Olympus - the Lost Hero, Rick Riordan

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He picked up a baseball bat and made like he was hitting a homer.

Heroes of Olympus - the Lost Hero, Rick Riordan

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“House gods,” Percy said. “Like…smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”

Heroes of Olympus - Son of Neptune, Rick Riordan

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'Flask!' I screamed as we hurled towards the water.

Percy Jackson - Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan

[pjonhooquotes]

This is Layla Jordan, daughter of Aphrodite

She´s my pjo oc

Born:14,2,1990, her father is Jack Jordan, her mum Aphrodite, her paternal grandmother is Louisa Jordan (deceased)

Layla has vitiligo, she used to hate herself for it, but when she met Silena, the other girl helped her learn to love herself(and NOT in spite of her vitiligo)

Layla has these traits of Aphrodite´s children:

French Fluency

High social ability&awareness

Permanent makeup on others

Perfect makeup (herself and others)

cursing people so that their clothes are always two sizes too small

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She kicked me in the face, but I held on.

Percy Jackson - Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan

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The cigar fell out of the driver´s mouth.

Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan

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As he struggled to get his hoof back in the fake foot, I thought, Well, that settles it.

Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan

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If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it´s fiction, great.

Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan