Percy Jackson trash n’ headcanons (maybe more than half of them are about Nico... or solangelo... anyway) side: @sagittarious12
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*at a McDonalds in NYC*
McDonalds worker: oh god it’s that kid again
McDonalds worker: the usual?
Nico: yep! 50 happy meals please
McDonalds worker: *sobbing*
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nico is either a minimalist or a maximalist.no in between. either way he does not have a Normal Amount Of Stuff
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Nico, Percy, and Jason have a YouTube channel. They do nothing but make each other's lives miserable
Leo and Will help edit videos
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nico learning how to braid hair because of his sisters is so personal to me. him combing bianca's hair and making messy, loose braids out of them before they go to bed; him and bianca pushing up stools to their mother's vanity and playing with her pins and pomade until they'd mussed up their own hair - maria comes home to gel-sticky hands and pins scattered on the floor, and she smiles through a meek scolding and draws them a bath.
fast forward and nico's with hazel. she's flipping through a magazine and seeing all the new hairstyles, trying to do them herself, but she never really did her hair back in the '20s - she'd kept it tucked under headbands and tried her best to make it flat, (even though it naturally sprung up in curls) anything to make her less noticeable. so nico offers to do it for her, but as she settles under him, he realizes how different her hair is from bianca's - it's more tangled, has more volume, different texture, tighter curls. so of course his first attempt is bad, and he and hazel burst into laughter at the finished product. it's not great.
still, he learns. he asks aphrodite girls what the best products are for black hair, dusts off the ole infirmary computer and braves the internet looking for tutorials, and practices braiding tighter braids with string. it's so much harder doing it on hazel - her hair gets caught when he's beginning box-braids, sometimes the strands are uneven and the braids bulge in certain spots, and sometimes he'll forget to put coconut oil before he begins braiding. he has to start over and over and over - and nearly gives up, too, but when he does eventually succeed and hand hazel the mirror and she beams for the first time, the ache in his fingers is worth it.
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I’VE SAID THIS COUNTLESS TIMES AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN:
- NICO IS SO DEPRESSED AND IRON DEFICIENT THAT HE COULD LITERALLY SLEEP FOR DAYS ON END AND STILL WAKE UP TIRED
- WILL PUMPS HIMSELF FULL OF CAFFEINE AND GOES DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING BECAUSE HIS SAVIOR COMPLEX CAUSES HIM TO FEEL GUILTY WHENEVER HE LEAVES THE INFIRMARY FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE HOURS
- NICO GETS WILL TO SLEEP AND WILL GETS NICO TO WAKE UP AND GO OUTSIDE
thank you for coming to my tedtalk :)
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will showing nico camp's library because his boy is sad and needs a hobby
nico figuring out he can actually read books in greek when he couldn't get through italian or english as a kid
nico falling in love with 20th century lit and using it as a coping mechanism for his time displacement
i really think he'd love the catcher in the rye and the great gatsby
nico and will visiting naomi in texas and nico learning about modern book bans
nico being horrified because he literally lived through ww2 and fascist italy
nico getting really into the 'i read banned books' movement
nico spreading it to camp. camp gets it's own banned books club
nico wearing readstricted and I read banned books pins to pride with his gay flag because he still remembers exactly what books the nazis burned
nico going for a literature degree on a whim while will is in medical school
nico realizing he can use his love of books to help kids like him who are lonely and lost (maybe he saw dps. I don't make the rules)
nico becoming a literature teacher
his students trying really hard to figure out their strange lit teacher that keeps making them read these old books and has a weird grudge against anything from ancient greece
they somehow figure out he's from the 30s
banned books week being a whole ass celebration in the solangelo house
nico spreads his love of banned books to his students and accidentally starts a movement
idk where to go from here
i need to write this
i just really love the idea of nico getting into english lit and banned books
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Nico: I learnt that there is a special day today
Hades: And you came to my palace to tell me that?
Nico: The day is Father's Day
Nico *gives him a mug that says #1 Dad who can raise the dead*
Hades *raises an eyebrow*: You and your mortal holidays...
Hades: ...Thank you
Nico *smiles*: Happy Father's Day
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I want y’all to imagine Nico, after the battle of manhattan, all alone, roaming around and being homeless pretty much. He probably did some stuff to stay alive/ did some stupid stuff cause he was a) young and alone and innocent and b) IN THE WRONG CENTURY
Imagine like Nico revealing the shit he’s done to like the seven (plus Will but I feel like Will would already know)
Nico: yeah so like I learned the “don’t take candy from strangers” the hard way
Percy; what the fuck does that mean
Nico: um so after the battle of manhattan went down and I left, things have changed in society that I didn’t know about. And the fact that I was in a whole different continent didn’t help either. So uh in the 1930s, it was all talk about how the future was going to be great and how everyone’s problems will be solved
Percy: yeah?
Nico: right so uh I’m walking down the New York, being my little depressed self-
Jason: *trying not to laugh*
Nico: -and this guy walks up to me and he said “you look like your having a tough times” and pulls out this baggy with like a pill inside, and says “here this should take all your sorrows away, for a just a few hours and if you need more you just have to find me”
Annabeth: you didn’t-
Nico: looking back at this I should’ve known, but then again how would I have known? No one taught me this shit. And he phrased it like this really cool invention and in my head I’m like oh wow times really has changed
Will: babe you are a idiot and I’m surprised you even still alive
Nico, laughing: me too actually- I should not have lived past a lot of stuff but anyway I took it and thanked him and ummmmm one minute I was in the streets of New York and the next I was in the back of a cop car in Jersey with a headache.
Jason: YOU GOT ARRESTED?
Nico: yup. But legally I don’t exist and I still don’t cause I managed to run away before they could get my DNA or smth idk the process and then went back to New York and tried to find the guy again
Percy: why would you try and find him?
Nico: so I could get more? But either I just have a horrible sense of direction or he vanished cause I couldn’t find him anymore
Jason: the city’s confusing streets saved you from an addiction
Nico: no actually-
Percy, still trying to wrap his head around this: wait so no one warned you about taking drugs?
Nico: I didn’t even know what they were, well that’s kind of a lie I knew that they existed but I didn’t know what they looked like?
Percy: and the baggy didn’t seem suspicious?
Nico: it was a free sample
Percy: I- I don’t even know what to say
Nico: to be fair they treated the common cold with like cocaine back in my day so-
Percy: dude- *turns to Will* you don’t seemed surprised by this
Will, shrugging: wait til you hear about the “friend” he made
Nico, clapping his hands together: that’s a story for another time, hopefully never
Annabeth: I want to know-
Will: you really don’t-
Nico: if you thought this was bad the other was way worse
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Can’t believe it took me a freaking year to do this, anyways. Here’s more about Vega!
Vega has been in camp since she was 10. She hadn’t been claimed until the second titan war and she’s great controlling the mist. Her weapons are a pair of deerhorn knives that transform into bracelets, a gift from Artemis after completing a quest for her
As usual asks are open if you wanna know more!
#pjoverse#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo oc#oc tag#child of hecate#cabin 20#percy jackson#marauders#harry potter#sirius black#harry potter oc#original character#fanart#digital illustration#illustration#character design#character art
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hecate’s cabin headcanon
cabin’s song: i put a spell on you - nina simone
cabin 20 belongs to the children of the goddess of magic and witchcraft
and her children are SO powerful it’s actually scary
they are more respected than some children of the big three, which means they are under a lot of pressure
people expect them to be great
and to be honest they’re definitely great, they’re just scared of their full potential 😕
hecate’s kids are always looking for knowledge, not only in books but also asking other demigods, expecting they’ll learn something new from them
they are really close to their siblings, cabin 20 feels like a big magical family 🧙♀️
everyone thinks they are all serious and quiet but they’re actually really playful, especially with mortals. chiron is always wishing that no one ask for hecate’s kids to go on a mission, because they’re always playing with the mist
they look tired most of the time, it doesn’t matter how long they rested
they are all really kind and are always taking care of people, even if they don’t tell anyone they’re doing that
like, every night a group of children of hecate checks if the camp is safe, making sure the magical borders and the golden fleece are there
all of them are into jewelry and have a big collection of accessories
friends with cabins 6, 13 and 15, the girls in cabin 20 also have a good relationship with the hunters of artemis
strong intuition
they’re mostly introverted but open up easily to people they like
their mother talks to them in their dreams really often
they’ve been responsible since they were kids
all of them have a weird habit of staring at the moon and/or fire like it was alive🤷♀️
the satyrs loves children of hecate and always treat them really well. they used to believe that the secret behind the disappearance of Pan was hidden inside cabin 20 (Hecate is Pan’s mother)
usually into philosophy
they’re kinda funny too, not the funniest of all chb but they manage to make people laugh sometimes
usually look like they’re crazy
and they usually ARE crazy, but a “cute” kind of crazy, i don’t really know how to explain it
am i the only one who believes they make perfumes in cabin 20?
hecate’s children are the only ones who are not targets of cabin 11’s pranks, because once a daughter of hecate turned the stolls brothers into diet coke cans and gave it to mr. d (luckily he noticed the cans were weird and turned travis and connor back to normal😭)
a/n: this song is so good😔
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Between reading the trials of Apollo and revisiting a bunch of marauders content I decided to redesign my oc Vega! She’s a daughter of Hecate and Sirius Black. Let me know if you wanna hear more about her ^^
#pjoverse#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo oc#oc tag#child of hecate#cabin 20#percy jackson#marauders#harry potter#sirius black#harry potter oc#original character#fanart#digital illustration#illustrator#character art
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Not Odysseus escaping a vengeful, rampaging cyclops just to turn around and say “btw here’s my full name and address, remember it”
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odysseus rly said “when u wake up and choose violence, think of me” and i think that was pretty hot of him
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Can't believe I'm expected to do things when the EPIC: The Cyclops Saga concept album literally only came out days ago and I'm not done squeezing all the dopamine out of it yet. Shocked and upset
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Someone, anyone, talk to me about Epic the Concept album bc I am OBSESSED. The lyrics, the execution, THE STORYTELLING, UGH it’s perfection!!
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I was playing Epic: The Musical to my friends and one of them said:
“So it’s kinda like Hamilton but in Trojan War?”
And I just went
“… You know, that’s not a bad way of looking at it”
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