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Did you know someone by the name of 2xkniveskind?

doesn’t ring a bell.

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I feel like I remember you but I'm not sure from where. What were your previous urls?

altophilia was my only other url, but it wasn’t really one i had for a long time. when i switched to this i basically never changed it. just good ol’ me, pizzaroles john.

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not that literally any of you are still around, so this is more for anyone who ever checks my blog in the future, but life update: i’m married! wow, crazy how that works. i kicked vodka in the teeth, and fuck the horrorterrors, too! i mean that’s a huge generalization of the last six years, but basically: things are good. i’m good.

i dunno if i’ll stick around on this blog or anything, but dave logged on his, so i felt that ugly temptation to check my old blog again, and here i am. i suppose if you ever truly miss me that badly, just scream ‘PIZZA ROLLS’ really loudly and i might respond. maybe. (my husband is the one who responds to prayers and all that weird god mumbo jumbo shit, not me. i’m just some dude in cool pjs that makes the wind go woosh.)

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hehe.

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frostlerking replied to your post: frostlerking replied to your post ...

thank god i was worried you were gonna leave it as your own way of serving my ass divorce papers because i played the frostler amv again

well, now that you mention it...

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OH, I’M FREE. THAT WAS FAST.

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frostlerking replied to your post “frostlerking replied to your post: wow, it’s been so long that tumblr...”

also your descrip still says ex and i got whiplash

don’t worry, i fixed it!

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frostlerking replied to your post “frostlerking replied to your post: wow, it’s been so long that tumblr...”

you can and did say what you want but now youre gettin kicked in the ass for it by being a nsfw man

tumblr was a different place back then, what can i say.

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ok, but seriously, how do i turn off safe mode.

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frostlerking replied to your post: wow, it’s been so long that tumblr not only...

the last three posts on your blog are [redacted] john

ok. and? freedom of speech.

not anymore.

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wow, it’s been so long that tumblr not only flagged my account as nsfw, but won’t even let me look at my own blog without saying i want to? and it won’t let me fix any of that, either. also my icon is gone. cool! very sexy of you, tumblr.

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sometimes I feel weird not being in the general age demographic for Pokemon, but then I hear things like this from little kids

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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

nakud woman (with boob) 

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friendly reminder that joseph gordon-levitt twerked in a suit once.

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yes, adrian.

i can hear you.

Can you hear me?

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gee, thanks.

I’m laughing because a porn blog liked this.

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thigh highs appreciation post (^･ω･^)