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theyre so AUUUGHHHHHHHHH 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

another wip of the men that have taken over my life….. 🦌🦬

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ouh 🎉 hyayyy

schnrrfff... how coild you do tjis... sngfff...

HELP. HELP NO SHE LIKES IT!!!!!!! SHE LIKES THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!

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my name is april.. i made the fools.. it was difficult.. to put. the pranks. together.

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GUYS I FO4GOT IT 2AS APRIL FOOLS AND I BLOCKED SOMEONE AND THEN I REMEMBERED IS THWRE ANY WAY TO FIND LIKE, A LIST OF BLOCKED PEOPLE TO UNBLICK THEM 💔 HELP

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I tried drawing something other than roblox fanart. jack mustard!!!!(ignore the random stuff its to fill space cause i cant do backgrounds for the life of me 🥀)

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I said my guy dodges the draft. NO FREAKING WAY HES GOING IN THE WAR!!! AFTER EVERYTHING!!! AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO JOHN??? NO!! But anyways I like to think his ass STAYED ON BEECHER’S HOPE. It’s all he has left and he knows Abi and John would want him to take care of it. Maybe he’s an outlaw for a little while after killing Ross, but settles down. Maybe he falls in love or something when he’s older. I love jack uhghhaghggggggggg my little guy.

thas what i beleive makes the most sense, mostly because its very very canon and he hates the us government (and hes so real for that) but also i think "jack dodges the draft" is is an amazing fanfic prompt. i just put the ww1 ones in there because i wanted to see how many people thought of that and also. kate bush. but in my opinion hes dodging tf out of the draft i dont WANT HIM TO DIE IN WAR 💔

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JACK MARSTON NATION ‼️

I just. wanna kno ❤️

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Based off that arcane meme (also the charles one is referencing the epilogue but i couldnt find a pic of him in the fighting ring in saint denis so you just get regular epilogue charles 👍)

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OHHH IS THJAT THE LOW HONOR HORSE 💔 OJHJ MY GWHWD

✶ Last Survivor ✶

His story make me sad, my dear autistic son, you deserve better

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Me listening to pink triangle by weezer knowing very well i'm the lesbian in question

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Hes such a stinky little loser man, unfortunately i love him

Personally I HATE how some people in the fandom describe Jack. From headcanons to fics I always see adult Jack being seen as some sort of womanizer. This is JACK who we’re talking about. A boy that grew up in a gang. After that was HOMESCHOOLED(so he didn’t have much chance to socialize or have any social skills) and is just an awkward fella overall.

Now I believe the way he talks to woman in RDR1 is just all bark no bite. That he’d crumble apart the moment somebody would match his freak)which likely won’t happen. Boy got rejected by a working girl��).

Where did he get it from? Probably either asked uncle for advice or heard it being said in the bars. But long story short that boy is NOT a womanizer. He’s an inexperienced boy who is socially awkward, never had much socializing and is also GRIEVING not to mention losing both his parents and Rufus and uncle.

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I clicked on it and it was kinda underwhelming. if some sort of tragedy happens to me im gonna be pissed.

If i click on rdr2 the musical by the story of undertale guy i think bad things will happen to me. im so curious but even more i am scared.

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If i click on rdr2 the musical by the story of undertale guy i think bad things will happen to me. im so curious but even more i am scared.

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Jack mustard 🫶🫶

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I went to 2fort, two forts came up and said ayoo,, can i get a pic? i said no

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Love this feller! AHHHHHGHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dawg i was on pinterest, spam saving jack marston pins as you do and for some bizzare reason i see confetti on my screen? what are you congratulating me for? my 211 jack marston pictures? "congratulations! are you genuinely deranged?" like HUH.