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You’re a dead man Mr. Grinch

You really…are…a putz!

The people of Whoville aren’t putting up with any casual holiday terrorism!

Mostly drew this because the idea of it made my partner laugh, I do most things in the name of a cheap laugh!

Hope you all are having a fun holiday season!

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5 Holiday Specials I enjoy!

You are mostly just at home scrolling through different streaming services looking for that next hit of Holiday Joy, unable to settle on something new you end up staring at your Christmas tree while an old Bing Crosby Christmas record plays side "A" and you look over at your partner and you both come to the conclusion that side "A" sucks ass and you need a better distraction.

So I bring you this, 5 Holiday Specials I enjoy!

"A Very Sunny Christmas"

You could almost call it "The Least Wholesome Christmas Special Ever"

It might be also one of my favorite episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Going at a runtime of 43 min we get some of the best moments in the history of the show, Charlie biting Santa Claus in the neck, Frank crawling naked out of a couch during an office Christmas party, Dennis and Dee's mission to give Frank a "Christmas Carol" style treatment in hopes of getting reparations, and Mac's deluded Christmas memories! It is a must watch!

2. Blackadder Christmas Carol

Rowan Atikinson plays Ebenezer Blackadder, the kindest and most giving person in all of London, in fact he is so generous that most every takes advantage of his kindess to the point of basically robbing him.

He is met by a Holiday Ghost played by Robbie Coltrane aka Hagrid, and shows Ebenezer what his ancestors where like, we take a comedic trip to the past, and then to the way wayyyy future!

Available to watch on Hulu

3. The Everything is Terrible Holiday Special

Found footage collective EIT has been pumping out some of the best content for years now, if you get a chance to see a live show when they come to town a recommend doing so, just remember to bring your offering of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes so they can continue to build their pyramid.

It is difficult to go into detail about what this special really is, you just have to watch it. It's more of a holiday video collage than anything, and you can have it going on in the background during a party! The DVD may longer be available for purchase but you can still rent/buy a digital copy from their store

4. The Simpsons Seasons 7 EP 11 "Marge Be Not Proud"

This is my favorite Simpsons Christmas episode, great writing, lots of funny moments! A more touching slice of life episode.

I really don't want to spoil this episode if you have not seen it, just go find it and watch it, it's so damn good!

5. The Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Chrimbus Special

I'll admit this one might not be for everyone, it's pretty nuts!

Tim, and Eric put on the Holiday special to end all Holiday specials, make sure you eat your fair share of hair or the Winter Man (a fat naked man running through the woods) wont deliver you gifts, and also remember to trim the Chrimbus Bush and keep it wet!

I also cringe any time DeeVee (The DVD Monster) is on the screen!

Well friends that's my list for now, enjoy!

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Hallmark Christmas Movie Bingo

Back in 2022 just days before the holidays both my partner and I had gotten covid. Stuck at home with nothing that we could really do my partner suggested we watch a christmas movie. Now I've seen just about every holiday classic that you can think of and quite frankly I was not looking forward to my 30th viewing of "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" I can close my eyes and play the whole movie in my head.

She suggested a bad Hallmark/style Christmas movie called, "Christmas Town" you can actually watch the whole damn thing for free on youtube

This movie was painfully bad, but also very fun. The same kind of tolerable "bad movie" vibes that you would enjoy if you love watching Mystery Science Theater 3000!

We watched another, and then another, and it was very clear I had gotten hooked. I could feel these movies turning my brain into a peppermint flavored holiday mush, something kept bringing me back to these awful movies!

A pattern began to present itself in these movies, workaholic goes back to their hometown and learns the true meaning of Christmas while falling for they handsome scruffy-faced single dad. This is the plot for over half of the movies we had seen so far.

So this year we made a bingo sheet, feel free to copy and print and play at home!

After watching roughly 15 of these movies we listed the most common tropes and made the bingo card you see before you!

Anyway, I hope you all have fun and enjoy!