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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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the woke media won't tell you this but actually hanging out with your friends is fun and if you do it you will probably stop wanting to cry nonstop

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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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Amy Amy Amy!!!!

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Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

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I am in tears

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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im lowkey sleepy lol But dont think im not wise

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before