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i've never given a blowjob that didn't have themes and motifs and the like. i take pride in that.

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home made deodorant counts as tinctures and potions

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In much the same way that many of us needed to hear "sex is just another thing you can do with your body," many of us need to hear "reading is just another thing you can do with your brain."

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Ukrainian humor these days:

Translation: Fucking thank you.

Then a reply:

- maybe not a very relevant question, but why two sinks in the kitchen?

- just in case one of them will be smashed by a missile

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making my femboy bf get a pregnancy test every month and getting furiously angry and punching the walls when they all come back negative

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"keep thotting it up"

j san edit

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Wow, stylish! Thanks 💕

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i have so many crabs on my dashboard this is sure something, i think they did good with this april fools

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wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

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