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*Just you/the person answering this poll, not the entirety of humanity

Health bar: Shows how much “hp” you have, compared to you at maximum health. Lower hp=closer to death. Has a list of temporary ailments (diseases, injuries etc) affecting you, how much damage they deal, and how long it lasts before going away. If you have a chronic condition that affects your health/will stay with you most/all of your life, max hp (compared to current hp) is reduced. Also shows a stamina bar as well

Quest menu: Guides you on how to do things, from lifechanging achievements to everyday activities. Detailed step-by-step instructions, accurately prioritized, and a “hint menu” in case you get stuck

Checkpoint: From here on out, you can set one “point” (a specific date, time, and location- you must be at that point when you set it) that you revert to when you die, retaining the exact state you were at but with the addition of knowledge that you have at time of death. Once you set the

point you cannot change it, and you must revert there when you die. An extra life, essentially

Inventory Slots: You can store items (you must be able to physically hold them/carry them with ease) in a pocket dimension, and take them out/put them back at any time. Space is limited but is based on diversity of items vs number of items. Carrying bags, purses etc increase how many inventory slots you have

Damage Resistance: A single strike from a sword won’t kill you, tripping and falling won’t send you to a hospital, what would instantly kill the average person would typically just be an inconvenience to you. (You are not immortal, you just now have Video Game Logic ™ applied)

Rapid cooking/eating: You need a method of cooking and the required ingredients, but for some foods you can cook them instantly (it is still perfectly cooked and safe to eat) and you can instantly eat things (you can’t sense the texture/flavor, you still get nutritional benefits/detriments, foods eaten in this manner cannot harm you from overeating (but you are still restricted from eating further/you have a sense of fullness))

Skip Cutscene: If you have had the same conversation multiple times, or have a task that you do repetitively, you can skip it once a day

Fast Travel: In addition to the location where you wake up (if your sleep schedule is irregular, the location where you are at during midnight), you can select three other locations to teleport to. You can teleport three times a day. You can move around your teleport markers, but you have to physically go there to access them/move them

Double Jump: Self explanatory, you can jump twice, with slightly less height but half the stamina used as your regular jumping ability, and timing your second jump properly can significantly reduce the damage taken from high falls

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have we considered the reliability of soup

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of course evan kelmp knows a ton of trivia. of course he can regurgitate academic facts at the drop of a hat. this is a seventeen year old kid without a family or home, whose belongings all fit in a grocery bag. evan kelmp is a fucking library kid. evan kelmp spends his days at the one place that won't turn him away, that doesn't shut him out for being poor or grimy or just plain unnerving, and he reads because it's a way to pass the time. he so rarely talks to anyone because people so rarely talk to him; he has zero social skills to speak of, but he can kill a few hours every day just devouring the ornithology section, and for evan, that's as close as he ever gets to comfort.

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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

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Corrupted Galadriel stealing all of Sauron’s wolves is my favourite subject to draw

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

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— Warsan Shire

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.