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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
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"vampires will never hurt you" what if I ask them nicely
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree
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there's been a horrible almost accident at the hypervigilance factory
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Spooky Halloween Pokemon !!
+ Bonus Ditto. Just a regular Ditto. Nothing unusual about him.
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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning
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