pixie-but-unscripted
pixie with no brim
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/// main blog: @zend-pixie /// art blog: zendpixie-arts /// listen, tumblr has a lot of chaotic funky energy. But I don't wanna burrow my main/art blogs with it (i don't even have a tag for it lmao). so i made a sideblog purely for the Tumblr Funnies. what I'm trying to say is that this is my alt
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pixie-but-unscripted · 3 days ago
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@greasydumbfuck
sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health
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pixie-but-unscripted · 3 days ago
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at least there's always the Character
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pixie-but-unscripted · 3 days ago
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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pixie-but-unscripted · 5 days ago
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*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this
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pixie-but-unscripted · 5 days ago
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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pixie-but-unscripted · 5 days ago
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laptop broken... getting repaired...... heres my little girl
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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Love when this is an option 🚗 (W/ Brandon Rogers)
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast
do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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on their clit like morse code
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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OP turned off reblogs but I really needed to put this out there.
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows
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pixie-but-unscripted · 7 days ago
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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
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pixie-but-unscripted · 15 days ago
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Lost like 300 followers on main in a week??? Last week i checked it was 1018 and now I'm at 700??? It's stressing me the fuck out so if anyone knows if there's some like callout thread or whatever abt @/zend-pixie id appreciate letting me know
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pixie-but-unscripted · 19 days ago
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Girl failed the med school exam like 8 times I dont think she'd do all too well when faced with the burnt crisp of her captain
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