pixie-but-unscripted
pixie with no brim
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/// main blog: @zend-pixie /// art blog: zendpixie-arts /// listen, tumblr has a lot of chaotic funky energy. But I don't wanna burrow my main/art blogs with it (i don't even have a tag for it lmao). so i made a sideblog purely for the Tumblr Funnies. what I'm trying to say is that this is my alt
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pixie-but-unscripted · 18 hours ago
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I made yeto’s pumpkin/goat cheese/salmon soup and it’s changing my life a little bit, like holy SHIT this yeti knows what he’s doing
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pixie-but-unscripted · 18 hours ago
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pixie-but-unscripted · 18 hours ago
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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.
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pixie-but-unscripted · 18 hours ago
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
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pixie-but-unscripted · 8 days ago
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pixie-but-unscripted · 8 days ago
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i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character
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pixie-but-unscripted · 9 days ago
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Mouthwashing is a neat little game, love these characters who all have a good time
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pixie-but-unscripted · 10 days ago
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"hallo, ween!" - german boy excited to see pigs-in-blankets at the party buffet
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pixie-but-unscripted · 10 days ago
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PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world
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pixie-but-unscripted · 14 days ago
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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”
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pixie-but-unscripted · 29 days ago
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pixie-but-unscripted · 29 days ago
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In case no one told you growing up
Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
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pixie-but-unscripted · 1 month ago
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HI GUYS I MADE A PICREW!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you make something, please share! I'd love to see it!!!! Preferably via a reblog, but you can also send it in an ask or make your own post and tag me (Just know that i won't be reblogging or replying to those, sorry)
This was a huge project that took a lot of time and energy, and there's still so much stuff i want to add and change and perfect. I'm posting it now though, because otherwise i will never call it done. But! Expect future updates at some point!! (Not soon tho) And if i add something, i will absolutely post it here 👍
The picrew is also not beta tested! I tried my best to check for everything, but im sure there's still plenty of mistakes i missed. If you see any, please do let me know!
Enjoy :D
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pixie-but-unscripted · 1 month ago
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@storywestistrash
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happy pride. or whatever
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pixie-but-unscripted · 1 month ago
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One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"
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pixie-but-unscripted · 1 month ago
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i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
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pixie-but-unscripted · 1 month ago
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Punjabi but in a southern accent
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