/// main blog: @zend-pixie /// art blog: zendpixie-arts /// listen, tumblr has a lot of chaotic funky energy. But I don't wanna burrow my main/art blogs with it (i don't even have a tag for it lmao). so i made a sideblog purely for the Tumblr Funnies. what I'm trying to say is that this is my alt
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sometimes u just gotta write the most cliche self indulgent fanfic u can think of. for your health
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this
#me punching the walls in anger at my father and then laying on the floor crying: ''i miss rex''#top ten normal reactions#bad news tho someone that hurt me also liked him and im reminded of them any time i think sbt him which fucking sucks i think!!#but irs been getting better as in ive been getting better at not giving a shit anymore lol#anyways hi rat
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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laptop broken... getting repaired...... heres my little girl
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#obligatory lego reblog#''i only got this game for him'' so true i get it#i only got tlm2 cause thats the only game rex is in and goos god its so ass and the story is somehow even worse#but rex is there 🤷#lego marvel superheroes 1 isnt a bad game by any means but i think ''character is present often ingame that is horribly mid''#and ''character is playable at best in game that is otherwise p good'' are perchance comparable struggles. perchance#also idk if u did or disnt but i think u should post the frank weezer edit#for me 👉👈#slash jay....or is it#🤨
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Love when this is an option 🚗 (W/ Brandon Rogers)
#''you are SUCH a good parker!!'' spiderman.....#someone should say this to peter i think the poor kids had enough#but not when hes in costume youre gonna give him a heart attack
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#this feels like an eddsworld comic somewhere out there#at some point they changed to literally JUST be either puns or literal humor is it too late to say i miss toms car
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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast
do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!
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on their clit like morse code
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OP turned off reblogs but I really needed to put this out there.
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all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows
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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
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Lost like 300 followers on main in a week??? Last week i checked it was 1018 and now I'm at 700??? It's stressing me the fuck out so if anyone knows if there's some like callout thread or whatever abt @/zend-pixie id appreciate letting me know
#personal#i guess#I don't have tags for my posts on here sry#i never rlly DID anything to warrant this nor changed mt content much in a week so like????#idk if i DID do anything id like it to be communicated to me#being silent and making me sit there ruminating is not a mature solution to the problem
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Girl failed the med school exam like 8 times I dont think she'd do all too well when faced with the burnt crisp of her captain
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