pitythedivine

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from my personal experience:

wine — cozy

vodka — party

liquor — sleepy

gin/rum — giggly

drink enough of any and filters will vanish

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

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people are multifaceted etc etc but why does my cool butch aunt who picks her own mushrooms have an incompetent husband and two kids 😭

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samwich

descending into madness. y’all want anything?

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you’re never old enough to hear your European grandparents describe ww2 through the eyes of a child

i was not ready to learn that my great-grandmother was threatened by a Russian soldier with a knife because her dead husband’s military attire was found in the attic

my grandparents were supposed to be making finger paintings in kindergarten not praying in bunkers

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"Make friends!" Ok if you leave me unsupervised with the lab equipment I can totally do that!

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things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

how much blood is she covered in

are her eyes filled with madness

can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails

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your brain gets head but your smart gets dumb

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dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

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i hate posts that r like

reblog if you think exploding toddlers is wrong

If you don’t reblog (insert paranoia inducing guilt tripping)

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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are we experiencing the annual tradition of 'tumblr is going to shut down' panic again? nice