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bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea
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maybe don't post every thought you have
suck me from behind or dont. sorry
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i need you carnally
my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that
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it straight up smells like spiders in here
#do you mean that fucking musty smell in retrospect???#musty isn't the right word but i kind of know it#also ants DO have a smell but only like 20% of people can smell the formic acid specifically afaik#maybe there's a 'can smell spiders' gene like fucking coriander LMFAO
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it straight up smells like spiders in here
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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
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“Obsession” by Bob Carlos Clarke, 1981 (Detail)
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Found this randomly on a walk. I didn't see any sharp blades or anything anywhere so I'm???
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love how slutty my desc on ir.a.whiti "tāwhaki, anei tō kai!" is without people on my "main" realising. tāwhaki, here's your food! said by a seductive tipua who changed genders to try and seduce him so they could turn him to stone, referring to themselves as the food
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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester
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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester
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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester
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